The Santa at our mall is so cute! He's totally real, beard and all. I wanted to sit on his lap so bad.
Baby seals NEVER come and curl up on my sofa. I'm going to pout about this now.
I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Dec 14, 2011 11:03:30 am PST #11513 of 30001
Because books.
Zenkitty - Dec 14, 2011 11:05:54 am PST #11514 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Little seal will forever dream of that one time when everything was warm and soft. *sniffle*
tommyrot - Dec 14, 2011 11:06:55 am PST #11515 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Awesome church welcome sign: You Are Most Welcome
The sign says "Please excuse the 'fishy smell'" as baby penguins are nesting under the floorboards of the baptismal font....
Toddson - Dec 14, 2011 11:08:36 am PST #11516 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I love the baby sloths in their jammies!
Jesse - Dec 14, 2011 11:09:27 am PST #11517 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
DH got a corporate Christmas gift of molasses and clove cookies. THEY ARE CRACKLIKE IN THEIR DELICIOUSNESS.
Are they Dancing Deer? Those are the best/worst.
I just realized the problem of being in a more specialized department in a big place is that we have no vendors! And thus, no vendor swag.
Toddson - Dec 14, 2011 11:09:34 am PST #11518 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And I love that the sign asks people to close the door when leaving because of "possum damage".
brenda m - Dec 14, 2011 11:11:55 am PST #11519 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
HTTP status messages, as interpreted by cats: [link]
JZ - Dec 14, 2011 11:14:32 am PST #11520 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Gah. Hec just got a call from Matilda's school--he needs to come pick her up because she has "a bad rash." No details yet. He'll call when he's got her and can see just how bad and where it is, and then I'll call the doctor again.
Poor, poor thing.
Atropa - Dec 14, 2011 11:15:54 am PST #11521 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I just want baby bats. Roughly a gazillion people have sent me the link to the io9 video of Li'l Drac.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 14, 2011 11:18:53 am PST #11522 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I have no vendors either. Plus I don't think we can accept things anymore anyway (certainly not from drug companies!).
So, there is this weird thing at work, where every year we collect money for christmas for the housekeeping and facilities staff each year. I have never really given, so I haven't paid much attention.
However this year I read the email, because it was called "Holiday Offering", which I thought sounded weird and quasi-religious. So, it turns out to be super weird and (I think) a little condescending) as basically they collect money from everyone and then split the cash between the three cleaners and one facilties guy, as if they need charity. They are all union employees, and I am pretty sure that at least the facilities guy makes much more than I do. Also, that has to be a hell of a lot of money, as there are at least 200 people in this building. I mean, I would like the money if I were them, but it also feels a lot like we think they are really poor. It is like when my old boss wanted to buy the facilities guy in my building a winter coat because she would see him walking between buildings without a coat, and I was all "Lady, this guy is a manager in a union position and makes about 30,000 more per year than I do-- I think he is just warm and wants to cool down between buildings."