Whereas I went straight to "impregnable" jokes. OMG, y'all, didn't I used to be a grownup? At least once?
Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.
'Bring On The Night'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Dec 13, 2011 10:30:27 am PST #11322 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cashmere - Dec 13, 2011 10:30:30 am PST #11323 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Lots of castles for sale in France! But not all in "Condom."
billytea - Dec 13, 2011 10:30:35 am PST #11324 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Yeah, Bono lets it fly.
He's also my favourite part of the somewhat less well known "(Ain't Gonna Play) Sun City".
§ ita § - Dec 13, 2011 10:48:56 am PST #11325 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Whereas I went straight to "impregnable" jokes.
Think you could get in with a Trojan horse?
Zenkitty - Dec 13, 2011 10:55:28 am PST #11326 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
He's also my favourite part of the somewhat less well known "(Ain't Gonna Play) Sun City".
My BF and I played that over and over. We named a city in the world we were building Sun City in its honor.
Scrappy - Dec 13, 2011 10:56:23 am PST #11327 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I still like Paul Young--maybe because I discovered him through his cover of "Don't Dream It's over" in a concert for Nelson Mandela--which was before Crowded House released it, IIRC. It's a great cover and it is so perfect and heartbreaking for the event. [link]
tommyrot - Dec 13, 2011 10:57:20 am PST #11328 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
He's also my favourite part of the somewhat less well known "(Ain't Gonna Play) Sun City".
When I worked at the post office in Madison, I'd be earwormed with that song every time I put mail in the Sauk City slot. (Except, of course, I sang it "I ain't gonna play Sauk City" in my head.)
edit for spelling. Duh.
DavidS - Dec 13, 2011 11:00:34 am PST #11329 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Which got me the same look from the teacher that Jacqueline's doctor gave when I failed to count properly to ten.
Wait, what?
Incredulity at my failure to math?
When JZ was giving birth to Matilda it was my job to count to ten during contractions so she could push. I started counting back from 10 then halfway down I started counting back up again. Doctor looked at me like, "WTF?"
Same look from the Teacher when I cut the construction paper in half and was off by more than an inch.
Amy - Dec 13, 2011 11:02:08 am PST #11330 of 30001
Because books.
Whereas I went straight to "impregnable" jokes. OMG, y'all, didn't I used to be a grownup? At least once?
I love you so much.
Toddson - Dec 13, 2011 11:19:32 am PST #11331 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
In related news, there was an article in the paper about a woman who's irritated that Facebook won't let her post the name of the town she was born in. The town? Effin ... it's in Ireland.