Cordelia: You're him. You're Angel's son. Connor: It's not like I got to choose.

'Hell Bound'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Dec 13, 2011 10:55:28 am PST #11326 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

He's also my favourite part of the somewhat less well known "(Ain't Gonna Play) Sun City".

My BF and I played that over and over. We named a city in the world we were building Sun City in its honor.


Scrappy - Dec 13, 2011 10:56:23 am PST #11327 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I still like Paul Young--maybe because I discovered him through his cover of "Don't Dream It's over" in a concert for Nelson Mandela--which was before Crowded House released it, IIRC. It's a great cover and it is so perfect and heartbreaking for the event. [link]


tommyrot - Dec 13, 2011 10:57:20 am PST #11328 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

He's also my favourite part of the somewhat less well known "(Ain't Gonna Play) Sun City".

When I worked at the post office in Madison, I'd be earwormed with that song every time I put mail in the Sauk City slot. (Except, of course, I sang it "I ain't gonna play Sauk City" in my head.)

edit for spelling. Duh.


DavidS - Dec 13, 2011 11:00:34 am PST #11329 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Which got me the same look from the teacher that Jacqueline's doctor gave when I failed to count properly to ten.

Wait, what?

Incredulity at my failure to math?

When JZ was giving birth to Matilda it was my job to count to ten during contractions so she could push. I started counting back from 10 then halfway down I started counting back up again. Doctor looked at me like, "WTF?"

Same look from the Teacher when I cut the construction paper in half and was off by more than an inch.


Amy - Dec 13, 2011 11:02:08 am PST #11330 of 30001
Because books.

Whereas I went straight to "impregnable" jokes. OMG, y'all, didn't I used to be a grownup? At least once?

I love you so much.


Toddson - Dec 13, 2011 11:19:32 am PST #11331 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In related news, there was an article in the paper about a woman who's irritated that Facebook won't let her post the name of the town she was born in. The town? Effin ... it's in Ireland.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 13, 2011 11:20:12 am PST #11332 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

When JZ was giving birth to Matilda it was my job to count to ten during contractions so she could push. I started counting back from 10 then halfway down I started counting back up again. Doctor looked at me like, "WTF?"

OK, I get it now.


le nubian - Dec 13, 2011 11:38:03 am PST #11333 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So, Sandusky news, re: his lawyer's faux pas:

The choicest moment: At one point, Amendola discussed the possibility that Mike McQueary witnessed a rape, told Joe Paterno and two university administrators, and no one did anything except tell Sandusky to stay out of the locker room with kids. To anyone who believes that version of events, Amendola said, "I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY." We did. Here's what we got:

Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for triple-X action. Get ready for bulging, bursting pleasure with horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs. Just 99 cents per minute.

Seriously. Call it yourself. We'll have audio for you in a bit.

From deadspin.


SuziQ - Dec 13, 2011 11:55:12 am PST #11334 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Geeez, Sandusky lawyer dude. Oy.

We had our Holiday potluck and White Elephant exchange. I brought ginger cookies and still have half a tin left. They are NOT coming home with me. Might stop by K-Bug's work and let her share them there. Also for the exchange I brought a Bath and Body Works lotion set and stole an Ugly Christmas Vest. All the alcohol was already stolen the requisit number of times, so I figured why not. K-Bug has an Ugly Christmas Sweater party next weekend and now she has something to wear.


Jesse - Dec 13, 2011 11:59:36 am PST #11335 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think 1-800- most things goes to porn lines now? I feel like this is something I've read.

Edit: [link] Not most, but a lot.