And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?

Xander ,'End of Days'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2011 9:26:34 am PST #10981 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

my father didn't know when I found the Vanessa Williams Penthouse magazine, because I just put it back!

I told my father when I found the porn, and he shrugged his shoulders and told me to read what I wanted. I'm not precisely sure what reaction I was looking for, but that wasn't it. Good on him for not letting the shit get stirred.


Pix - Dec 11, 2011 9:28:46 am PST #10982 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

msbelle, you so completely win. That's a wonderful sex talk.


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2011 9:30:12 am PST #10983 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wow, msbelle. You're a total grownup.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2011 9:36:20 am PST #10984 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I first began to be sexually attracted to women, I believed all porn to be bad and resolved never to pay for any. I did however keep the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition with Christie Brinkley under my bed. My dad got mad at me when I found it.


DavidS - Dec 11, 2011 9:45:58 am PST #10985 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

When I first began to be sexually attracted to women, I believed all porn to be bad and resolved never to pay for any. I did however keep the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition with Christie Brinkley under my bed. My dad got mad at me when I found it.

As soon as I started asking about sex when I was 9 my parents gave me Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (But were afraid to ask) and then told me I could ask them any other follow up questions. Which I did. "What does it feel like to have an orgasm?" "What does sperm look like?"

Then they left their copies of The Sensuous Man and The Sensuous Woman lying around the house so I read those too. Then I got a copy of one of Xaviera Hollander's sequels to The Happy Hooker (Xaviera Goes Wild) which was all about leading a swinging life and going to European sex clubs and orgies and such. So I actually read that more than looking at porny pictures. Though I also found plenty of stroke material in every issue of Savage Sword of Conan. (Uh, not Conan himself.)


Connie Neil - Dec 11, 2011 9:50:30 am PST #10986 of 30001
brillig

(Uh, not Conan himself.)

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


DavidS - Dec 11, 2011 9:55:02 am PST #10987 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I could see it with a Barry Windsor-Smith Conan more than a John Buscema Conan.


billytea - Dec 11, 2011 9:57:07 am PST #10988 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Aside from the fact that he would snap Hec like a little twig.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 11, 2011 10:09:09 am PST #10989 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

That sounds like a good talk, msbelle.

My mother tried to have a sex talk with me at about that age which involved anatomical labeled drawings that she drew herself, which was embarrassing for all concerned.

I pretty much learned from romance novels, which is not ideal, I guess, especially since Jondalar's giant womanmaker was a little unrealistic.


Hil R. - Dec 11, 2011 10:11:35 am PST #10990 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm trying to decide what to do with the rest of my day. I'm thinking about going to a movie -- either Hugo or the Muppets. I need to buy some presents. I need to go grocery shopping, too, and that's got to be soon, because I don't really have anything to make for dinner. For presents, I wanted to try to buy as much as I could from local businesses rather than Amazon this year, but most of what my family wants isn't available locally. (There are enough books on their lists that I'd buy books at a local bookstore if I had a local bookstore, but the local bookstore closed last year after a dispute with their landlord, and they keep announcing that they've got a new location and will be opening again "soon," but it hasn't happened yet.)