Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Dec 08, 2011 7:40:41 am PST #10462 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Teach the controversy! From the other side this time.


tommyrot - Dec 08, 2011 7:43:19 am PST #10463 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What I need to know is, how do I justify it?

"Science: it works, bitches"?

I dunno--say something about the importance of science education to children? Science education and enthusiasm at a young age can get them on a good career path?

Anyway, those are good, subversive choices.


tommyrot - Dec 08, 2011 7:47:25 am PST #10464 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Although it's sad that in this case, science is subversive. Also, many fundamentalist Christians conflate the Big Bang with the theory of evolution, so there may be some trouble there.


Allyson - Dec 08, 2011 7:47:33 am PST #10465 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I also got them fossilized dinosaur poop.


Cashmere - Dec 08, 2011 7:52:16 am PST #10466 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I also got them fossilized dinosaur poop.

Best. Auntie. Ever.


Steph L. - Dec 08, 2011 7:54:50 am PST #10467 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Allyson, is it a freak-ass church that denies basic scientific principles? I ask because some don't -- my freak-ass church was pretty science-y, but managed to put it into a biblical framework (which, IMO, can be done pretty easily for many scientific principles -- though not all).

If her church is okay with science in a general way, then you might be good.


Burrell - Dec 08, 2011 8:07:34 am PST #10468 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I also got them fossilized dinosaur poop.

Isaac is officially jealous.

Given where you work? I think it makes sense for you to be the aunt who gives them science books. Really really cool science books. And dinosaur poop is all win in my book! But we've always been pro educational books as presents.


Allyson - Dec 08, 2011 8:08:12 am PST #10469 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

She still seems to be cool with science. I'm unsure how much creationism is involved, but she's militantly pro-vaxx and has always appreciated the space stuff I've sent.

It might be ok. I'm unsure. She might take it as a dig.

She was most thrilled when I did a Flat Stanley book with pictures of my nephew's flat stanley with the Mars Rover models in the sandbox (thanks, Lori!) and pics of the paper doll around the lab. I think I can shoehorn these books into that concept.


Kathy A - Dec 08, 2011 8:08:24 am PST #10470 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Moreso when Owen and Olivia are using it and the iPhone to have Harry Potter spell duels.

I loved Rafe Fiennes on last night's TDS. Jon Stewart passed on a question from an audience member ("If Voldemort were in a sword duel with Herman Cain, who would win?"), and Rafe answered, "It would depend on the size of the wand." Heh.

And Allyson is the bestest aunt ever. I think my favorite gift to my nephew was the mummy set when he was really into Egyptology at the age of 7--it had a mummy that you prep, complete with organs you remove and put in cenoptic jars, and all the stuff that goes into (and out of) a mummy. Very cool!


Allyson - Dec 08, 2011 8:10:03 am PST #10471 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Isaac is officially jealous.

It was $15 at Vroman's if you'd like me to pick some up. It's a brick, and it comes with a brush and pick so it can be excavated like an archaeologist.