Oh god, Maria. I'm so sorry. Good luck.
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Sep 09, 2011 3:57:34 pm PDT #25200 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Calli - Sep 09, 2011 3:59:08 pm PDT #25201 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'm sorry, Maria. I hope the treatments work out with as little pain and side effects as possible.
Ginger - Sep 09, 2011 4:00:30 pm PDT #25202 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It's chocolate polluted with hazelnuts.
bon bon - Sep 09, 2011 4:00:30 pm PDT #25203 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Oh, Maria, it's not fair. I'm sorry.
ChiKat - Sep 09, 2011 4:00:52 pm PDT #25204 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
{{{Maria}}}
Allyson - Sep 09, 2011 4:01:33 pm PDT #25205 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh Maria. I wish I was there for you.
sarameg - Sep 09, 2011 4:02:03 pm PDT #25206 of 30001
Maria, oh hon.
§ ita § - Sep 09, 2011 4:02:51 pm PDT #25207 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fuck, Maria, just, fuck.
Amy - Sep 09, 2011 4:03:33 pm PDT #25208 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, Maria, I'm so sorry. Please let us know if there's anything you need, or any way we can help either of you.
Polter-Cow - Sep 09, 2011 4:04:27 pm PDT #25209 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh, God, Maria, I'm so sorry. {{{Maria}}}