{{{Maria}}}
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Sep 09, 2011 4:00:52 pm PDT #25204 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Allyson - Sep 09, 2011 4:01:33 pm PDT #25205 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh Maria. I wish I was there for you.
sarameg - Sep 09, 2011 4:02:03 pm PDT #25206 of 30001
Maria, oh hon.
§ ita § - Sep 09, 2011 4:02:51 pm PDT #25207 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fuck, Maria, just, fuck.
Amy - Sep 09, 2011 4:03:33 pm PDT #25208 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, Maria, I'm so sorry. Please let us know if there's anything you need, or any way we can help either of you.
Polter-Cow - Sep 09, 2011 4:04:27 pm PDT #25209 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh, God, Maria, I'm so sorry. {{{Maria}}}
Tom Scola - Sep 09, 2011 4:04:55 pm PDT #25210 of 30001
hwæt
Oh, God, Maria, I'm so sorry.
Kate P. - Sep 09, 2011 4:06:10 pm PDT #25211 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Oh, {{{{{{{{{{{{Maria}}}}}}}}}}}}
amyth - Sep 09, 2011 4:06:20 pm PDT #25212 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Maria, so, so sorry. I wish there was something, anything I could do.
Jessica - Sep 09, 2011 4:19:24 pm PDT #25213 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Well I was going to post about Nutella and nut allergies, but it seems very unimportant now. Maria, there are no words. The universe needs to lay off you and yours stat.