Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Aug 09, 2011 5:55:02 pm PDT #19958 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Steph L. - Aug 09, 2011 5:55:23 pm PDT #19959 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Hey, what's edging? Is it different from orgasm denial?
According to Wikipedia (!), the difference is whether the practitioner eventually orgasms.
Man, I am glad I was out to dinner and didn't have to field that one. (We are a very pro-orgasm household, so the whole spectrum of not having one when you want to is a little odd to me.) (Yes, considering the things I do, I *did* just call something odd. Yes, I did.)
§ ita § - Aug 09, 2011 5:58:27 pm PDT #19960 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Edging makes a lot more sense (because you know, it's all about that) than a lot of the stuff I stumble upon on the web.
I mean, if it's consensual.
Steph L. - Aug 09, 2011 6:03:52 pm PDT #19961 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Edging makes a lot more sense (because you know, it's all about that) than a lot of the stuff I stumble upon on the web.
Oh, that's very true. We do some nonsensical stuff. I let someone staple my arm with a goddamn Home Depot electrical stapler. (Only once. Well, it was 6 staples. But that was the only incident in which I was stapled. I'm not *totally* nonsensical.)
§ ita § - Aug 09, 2011 6:07:54 pm PDT #19962 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I let someone staple my arm with a goddamn Home Depot electrical stapler.
See? See? People? Vastly different.
DavidS - Aug 09, 2011 6:09:11 pm PDT #19963 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But that was the only incident in which I was stapled.
Okay, edging makes more sense to me than that. I didn't know there was a word for "edging" but that's basically just "sex" to me. I've always tried to take my partners as close to orgasm without tipping them over for extended periods.
Steph L. - Aug 09, 2011 6:20:37 pm PDT #19964 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
But that was the only incident in which I was stapled.
Okay, edging makes more sense to me than that.
Ahahahaha! I *said* it was nonsensical! Someone was doing a demo of it, and I was curious, so I offered up my arm. (For the record: yeah, it hurt.) Some stuff just doesn't make sense. But it's fun.
Ginger - Aug 09, 2011 6:28:00 pm PDT #19965 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I've stapled myself by accident too many times to be stapled on purpose.
tommyrot - Aug 09, 2011 6:29:02 pm PDT #19966 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Some stuff just doesn't make sense. But it's fun.
Yeah. That's why I stuck a fork in an electrical outlet when I was three.
I mean, I knew it was wrong, and that I'd get a shock and that it was dangerous, but still... fun.
OK, off to add the preceding to my list of "stuff not to say to a three-year-old"....
§ ita § - Aug 09, 2011 6:52:45 pm PDT #19967 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
For the record: yeah, it hurt.
Steph, you just have to ask. I'll tell you what hurts and what doesn't. We're friends. I'd do that for you.