I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Aug 02, 2011 5:38:22 pm PDT #19035 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Welcome, Becky!

I've been stung by wasps a couple times; it hurts like a mofo. Never a bee, though, I don't think. I got stung by sweatbees a lot when I was a kid; that hurts a lot for something that doesn't hurt much!

Now that I say that, I realize I don't know for sure what sweatbees are, and I've never gotten stung by one, nor even heard them mentioned, since I left the farm for college. That's weird. Was there an insect that only existed there?


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2011 5:40:51 pm PDT #19036 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think sweatbees only exist in your imagination, Zen. You got bitten by a figment.

Okay, b.org--remind me to wear makeup tomorrow, eh?


Zenkitty - Aug 02, 2011 5:45:51 pm PDT #19037 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Ha! Not a figment!

("Painless", my butt.)


Connie Neil - Aug 02, 2011 5:51:15 pm PDT #19038 of 30001
brillig

I was going to say, "I've heard of sweatbees."

edit: Zen, where did you grow up? I grew up in Southwestern Pennsylvania, very close to the Appalachian Mountains (which are pronounced Appa-LAY-chin, not Appa-LATCH-in)


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 02, 2011 6:00:02 pm PDT #19039 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

We had sweat bees when I was growing up, but I don't recall ever being stung by one. No regular bee stings either, honeybees and bumblebees are pretty even-tempered around here and I know to move slowly with them. I've gotten plenty of wasp stings though, and I kill the nasty little fuckers on sight if I'm able to.


Zenkitty - Aug 02, 2011 6:04:02 pm PDT #19040 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Connie, I grew up in Tennessee, about 75 miles east of Nashville. Not too far from the Appa-LAY-chins!


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2011 6:04:25 pm PDT #19041 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, semi-randomly--salesperson, DO NOT CALL ME YOUR QUEEN. Seriously. You are making no sales that way. You are creeptastic and I'm walking away.


Ginger - Aug 02, 2011 6:26:41 pm PDT #19042 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We had sweat bees in Illinois. Tiny bees with sharp stings.


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2011 6:30:39 pm PDT #19043 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because of a case on a show I'm watching right now, I googled to see the number of missing children in the US. 2000 children go missing every day. 2000. And multiple news outlets were making a fuss about Celina Cass. That's so disgusting. I mean, I want everything done to find her, but over the week they were yelling about her, 13,999 other kids also went missing, and the national news outlets didn't give a flying fuck. Interestingly, of the 800,000 that go missing every year:

115 children were the victims of “stereotypical” kidnapping. These crimes involve someone the child does not know, or knows only slightly, who holds the child overnight, transports the child 50 miles or more, kills the child, demands ransom, or intends to keep the child permanently.

115.

And an irritating thing on this show, they gave a blanket pass to women involved in couple kidnappings. Only men are that evil. Women are just broken.


Amy - Aug 02, 2011 6:37:57 pm PDT #19044 of 30001
Because books.

I mean, I want everything done to find her

I'm pretty sure she was found dead, sadly.