Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Jul 25, 2011 1:05:55 pm PDT #18007 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What. In. The. Fucking. FUCK.

What smonster said.

I was in the beer and wine section, and a toddler in a cart was telling his mother, "I want that." She said, "You can have some in 19 years."


meara - Jul 25, 2011 1:21:53 pm PDT #18008 of 30001

And I did! That's what kills me.

Wow, seriously? That's WAY messed up then, yeeesh!!


Anne W. - Jul 25, 2011 1:48:14 pm PDT #18009 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Consuela, that is beyond wrong. I hope this gets resolved quickly.


JZ - Jul 25, 2011 2:33:24 pm PDT #18010 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, shit, Suela. That's utterly rageful.


Consuela - Jul 25, 2011 2:42:41 pm PDT #18011 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

They've been stringing me along here for 3 years now. I'm so fucking sick of it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 25, 2011 2:44:11 pm PDT #18012 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That is insane, Suela.


Amy - Jul 25, 2011 2:47:51 pm PDT #18013 of 30001
Because books.

We got pouring, soaking rain, which we really need, but we also got four brand-new leaks in the kitchen, one of which is through the light socket. Argh.

At least we rent?


Consuela - Jul 25, 2011 2:51:07 pm PDT #18014 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

four brand-new leaks in the kitchen, one of which is through the light socket. Argh.

Argh, indeed! Can you call the landlord? Will they come, if you do?


Amy - Jul 25, 2011 2:54:47 pm PDT #18015 of 30001
Because books.

They went on vacation yesterday! I called the brother-in-law, as instructed. It's still pouring, though, so we're just to mop up until tomorrow, when he can get out on the roof and see what's up. He did seem fairly unimpressed by the water coming through the light switch, which annoyed me. At least we have decent smoke alarms?

It's been a Monday, I tell you what.


tommyrot - Jul 25, 2011 3:02:22 pm PDT #18016 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Finding the source of migraines (and fifty useless migraine drugs)

An anecdote.