Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Jul 25, 2011 1:02:49 pm PDT #18005 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I've been told that people in that position should just lie on their KSA and say "Yes, I have supervised doing all of those things" or whatever the highest level is, rather than be honest.

And I did! That's what kills me.


DavidS - Jul 25, 2011 1:03:50 pm PDT #18006 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That bites, Suela. What a rigamarole.

I have to say this is very aptly named: Historic WTF (Part 2)


Ginger - Jul 25, 2011 1:05:55 pm PDT #18007 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What. In. The. Fucking. FUCK.

What smonster said.

I was in the beer and wine section, and a toddler in a cart was telling his mother, "I want that." She said, "You can have some in 19 years."


meara - Jul 25, 2011 1:21:53 pm PDT #18008 of 30001

And I did! That's what kills me.

Wow, seriously? That's WAY messed up then, yeeesh!!


Anne W. - Jul 25, 2011 1:48:14 pm PDT #18009 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Consuela, that is beyond wrong. I hope this gets resolved quickly.


JZ - Jul 25, 2011 2:33:24 pm PDT #18010 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, shit, Suela. That's utterly rageful.


Consuela - Jul 25, 2011 2:42:41 pm PDT #18011 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

They've been stringing me along here for 3 years now. I'm so fucking sick of it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 25, 2011 2:44:11 pm PDT #18012 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That is insane, Suela.


Amy - Jul 25, 2011 2:47:51 pm PDT #18013 of 30001
Because books.

We got pouring, soaking rain, which we really need, but we also got four brand-new leaks in the kitchen, one of which is through the light socket. Argh.

At least we rent?


Consuela - Jul 25, 2011 2:51:07 pm PDT #18014 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

four brand-new leaks in the kitchen, one of which is through the light socket. Argh.

Argh, indeed! Can you call the landlord? Will they come, if you do?