Uh, that is not a sketch.
Angel: Is that what you think you are--a hero? Spike: Saved the world didn't I? Angel: Once. Talk to me after you've done it a couple more times.
'Destiny'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jul 21, 2011 6:53:42 am PDT #17425 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
msbelle - Jul 21, 2011 6:54:46 am PDT #17426 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
HAHAHAHA
also, don't name your kids Fluff.
§ ita § - Jul 21, 2011 6:55:04 am PDT #17427 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I like Quizno's sandwiches, but they have the most tasteless advertising campaigns. What is their problem? How surprised can they be that they're at risk of bankruptcy?
Amy - Jul 21, 2011 6:58:27 am PDT #17428 of 30001
Because books.
I was trying not to crush on Ryan Gosling, but after seeing this clip I think I'm a lost cause.
tommyrot - Jul 21, 2011 7:08:32 am PDT #17429 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
folks, there is a criminal running rampant and they have a composite. Are composites supposed to look like this? Couldn't they have smoothed it out so it looked like a real face?
If I ever ran across that man, I'd be intimidated by his huge forehead.
§ ita § - Jul 21, 2011 7:20:57 am PDT #17430 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm wearing this today, and I'm loving it real hard. Not as casually as in the picture--the bow is tied and I'm wearing a short black skirt and hose. Feels fun.
Cafe downstairs has a big inventory problem. Out of strawberries! This berry smoothie is a sad replacement.
Man, this week's headaches are bad. So not fair.
Jesse - Jul 21, 2011 7:24:47 am PDT #17431 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ryan Gosling glglgghgliadflgasdf.
He's so not my type! But so awesome.
Amy - Jul 21, 2011 7:27:58 am PDT #17432 of 30001
Because books.
George! And his mohawk! Ryan Gosling, you are making me fluttery inside.
I'm wearing this today, and I'm loving it real hard.
In the pink? Pretty!
§ ita § - Jul 21, 2011 7:31:28 am PDT #17433 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In the pink? Pretty!
Yes! I do feel prettily turned out today. But I should have worn ballet flats, dammit. What was I thinking?
Because I have a million petty things to whine about in order to distract me from a) my headache b) my work, why do my nails have to grow so freaking fast? I spend my life trimming them.
Ryan Gosling isn't my type either, but then there was that tumblr, and I think I got brainwashed.
Amy - Jul 21, 2011 7:34:32 am PDT #17434 of 30001
Because books.
I can't wear flats like that. My feet are too wide and they never fit right. Sandals are okay, if they're not too strappy.
I have a million things to do today instead of whining, or posting, or absently watching TV. Doing them seems to be the obstacle so far.