But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It's hard for you.

River ,'Safe'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2011 6:38:42 am PDT #17420 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tiger Woods' former caddie: Sex scandal made me lose respect for him

Um, yeah.

The headline might as well be:

Taxi driver in Kuala Lumpur: Tiger Woods' sex scandal made me lose respect for him


le nubian - Jul 21, 2011 6:44:04 am PDT #17421 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ha!

It is messed up that Tiger fired his caddie of 12 years without warning.


le nubian - Jul 21, 2011 6:52:05 am PDT #17422 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

folks, there is a criminal running rampant and they have a composite. Are composites supposed to look like this? Couldn't they have smoothed it out so it looked like a real face?


Cashmere - Jul 21, 2011 6:52:07 am PDT #17423 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Tiger has done that before, though--he fired Fluff Cowan without any real notice, didn't he?


Jesse - Jul 21, 2011 6:53:35 am PDT #17424 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

folks, there is a criminal running rampant and they have a composite. Are composites supposed to look like this? Couldn't they have smoothed it out so it looked like a real face?

Oh, man -- I know it's wrong, but that made me laugh out loud.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2011 6:53:42 am PDT #17425 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Uh, that is not a sketch.


msbelle - Jul 21, 2011 6:54:46 am PDT #17426 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

HAHAHAHA

also, don't name your kids Fluff.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2011 6:55:04 am PDT #17427 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like Quizno's sandwiches, but they have the most tasteless advertising campaigns. What is their problem? How surprised can they be that they're at risk of bankruptcy?


Amy - Jul 21, 2011 6:58:27 am PDT #17428 of 30001
Because books.

I was trying not to crush on Ryan Gosling, but after seeing this clip I think I'm a lost cause.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2011 7:08:32 am PDT #17429 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

folks, there is a criminal running rampant and they have a composite. Are composites supposed to look like this? Couldn't they have smoothed it out so it looked like a real face?

If I ever ran across that man, I'd be intimidated by his huge forehead.