It's easier to sneak a can of shaving cream into Parliament than an actual pie.

I LOVE Adele's voice. Amazing. I keep thinking I need to Dl her album on iTunes; I have a gift card from Xmas.

Good surgery-ma to Grace! Try not to punch anyone coming out from anesthesia!

Coming out from anesthesia is the best time to punch someone; they can't effectively punch you back! Oh, wait...

CURSES! The chances I've missed.

"I know I really hate you, but suddenly, I need you BY MY SIDE when I wake from my surgery. Thank ever so!"

they can't effectively punch you back! Oh, wait...

So what if they can? You won't care.

Just donated blood at the office blood drive. Oreos are medically necessary, right?

I'm boggled that so many people haven't heard Adele because she seems so ubiquitous this year.

I must be getting lame in my old age because hitting an 80 y.o. in the face with a pie doesn't sound like fun, even if it is the so-incredibly-deserving-of-a-shit-pie Rupert Murdoch.

Tim and I had a protracted argument in the car one time about whether Adele was Amy Winehouse. It was the first time I had heard Adele, and the DJ didn't identify her, so I didn't know who it was, but I was sure it wasn't Amy Winehouse. I hear the similarities, but they're different enough that I was sure it wasn't Amy Winehouse.

Because we are cheap and lazy, we don't have smartphones, so neither of us could look it up while we were in the car, so we just kept grumbling at each other, "You can't prove it isn't her!" "Well, you can't prove it IS her!"

But then we forgot about it by the time we got home, and then it started all over again the next time we heard the damn song in the car. Finally chatty!co-worker asked me if I had Adele's CD, and I asked who that was, and he had to dig up a clip of "Rolling in the Deep" to play for me, at which point I yelled, "I KNEW THAT WASN'T AMY WINEHOUSE!"

My co-workers were startled but no longer surprised at my jackassery.

I must be getting lame in my old age because hitting an 80 y.o. in the face with a pie doesn't sound like fun, even if it is the so-incredibly-deserving-of-a-shit-pie Rupert Murdoch.

I kinda feel the same way. I mean, Murdoch going to jail would be a billion times better than him getting a pie in the face.

ION, Chihuahua Chases Armed Robbers Out of Store

On July 7, two robbers (one carrying a rifle) entered a Los Angeles County smoke shop and demanded money from the shop’s owner. Within seconds the robbers were accosted by the owner’s dog, a ferociously yapping Chihuahua, who so unnerved them they ran away. The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department has released the surveillance video of the robbery–the Chihuahua begins his attack at the 6 second mark. The robbers flee ten seconds later.

man, I love that dog!