Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Jul 18, 2011 6:09:29 pm PDT #17178 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

In the last half hour I have said to my cat " you are a cat" I am somewhat easily influenced by the media and cat conjunction. So far I have not said " you are a Matt" to my DH , but it could happen


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2011 6:11:36 pm PDT #17179 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does anyone have a recommendation for a good California-legal pocket knife? The one I want seems to be out of stock, and the ones I have aren't carry legal. But I want something with a bigger blade than the one on my keychain.

That having been said, how do guys not carry bags? Where is your stuff? Do you have a TARDIS in your pants? I mean, most of my stuff is gender-neutral--is my urge to carry it (or my willingness) a chick thing? I...just, if I had to start putting that stuff in my pockets I'd feel uncomfortable, be noisy, and never want to sit down in case I broke something.


Cass - Jul 18, 2011 6:35:03 pm PDT #17180 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Do you have a TARDIS in your pants?

If this is true, I really ought date more.


tommyrot - Jul 18, 2011 6:41:50 pm PDT #17181 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am exhausted and just got home. On the plus side, I have a new car. A 2012 Focus hatchback. Lots o' options. My new car and my phone are apparently best friends now, as they do stuff together with Bluetooth. Tomorrow I'll plug an iPod into one of the USB ports and use voice control to play stuff.


dcp - Jul 18, 2011 6:42:33 pm PDT #17182 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

I seem to recall that L.A. is more restrictive than California in general, but I don't remember the details. What are the legal limits of what you are looking for in a folding knife?


dcp - Jul 18, 2011 6:43:24 pm PDT #17183 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Contrats, tommyrot! Pictures?


tommyrot - Jul 18, 2011 6:46:24 pm PDT #17184 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'll have to take some tomorrow. In the meantime, you can see pictures here: [link] Mine's metallic blue.


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2011 6:50:42 pm PDT #17185 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Basically, it needs to be 3" or shorter for LA, and click shut. No fast opening like switchblades or butterfly knives. It should tend to stay close, and not have a completely spring opening mechanism.

Basically, if it's under 3" and clicks shut and doesn't spring all the way open, I think I'm good.


meara - Jul 18, 2011 6:52:23 pm PDT #17186 of 30001

Congrats, tommyrot!!

ita, I think part of it is guys wear looser pants usually, so they can fit more stuff in their pockets than women can. I don't know what tight-pants'd hipsters do. And then they carry messenger bags.


dcp - Jul 18, 2011 6:54:44 pm PDT #17187 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Where is your stuff?

My inventory is:

Left front pocket: Leatherman Squirt, wooden fidget piece, glasses cleaner packet, keys with button flash

Right front pocket: coins

Right rear pocket: bandana, comb, chapstick

Left rear pocket: wallet

My phone clips to my belt, my sunglasses go in my shirt pocket when I'm not wearing them, and my camera can go in my right front pocket when needed.

What do you carry?