But if I had a cabana boy with benzodiazepines, I'd take advantage of them first. Then send them to you.

Aw. I'd do the same.

I just posted a roommate wanted ad on CL. So at least I was a bit productive. Going to try to sleep again now.

I had benzodiazepines, but instead of cabana boys, just cats.

Although warm and affectionate, they cannot bring me umbrella drinks.

...and now there's a whopping big thunderstorm. Awesome.

I have cats, but no benzodiazepines. I also have a dog who could use some benzodiazepines right now. Frankie doesn't like the thunder so much.

I was thinking about your industry, Jesse, so I wasn't sure! I mean, someone has to know those women. Sadly.

My friend who did events for the ASPCA definitely knew them! Yikes.

I think sometimes TV is better when you can watch 5 episodes in a day.

Oh yeah. When I did the re-watch of West Wing, watching two a day, I didn't really notice when it got "bad."

Goddamn, y'all. My car just flooded. NO ONE TOLD ME MY CAR COULD FLOOD DURING A SIMPLE THUNDERSTORM. I just drove around in my pjs in a panic, looking for higher ground (hint: there isn't any, really) and waiting for the rain to lessen. I ended up parking a few blocks away from my house.

Good thing I didn't buy that nail polish, because I am sure as shit buying rain boots today.

Oh, damn, smonster! My car flooded in NJ once. I think it was because the vents on the hood got blocked with leaves and... something. You gotta dry it out or it'll smell like feet forever, man.

Ooh! I was just thinking I'd like to take Friday off, except I have a meeting with my VP, when the meeting got changed to Thursday! Hmmmmm.

Help! My intestines seem to be trying to escape. Also I have hives.

I am back at work-- is this related?

I have to say - the heat combined with the lack of a/c and death of my computer make me happy to be in the office today.

ION: crochetted angry birds.

Caracal kittens!