Today the person who is the boss of the position called him to say he was their top choice and they are trying to figure out a way to interview him anyway. I hate the federal government's hiring rules, and I hate the job search roller coaster.
Indeed.
The key to federal hiring is (I hate to say it, and I'll deny it if asked) not to be entirely truthful on the questionaire, and then make sure your resume has all the codewords in the job description/qualifications. If you know you're actually the most qualified, you gotta lie to get to the short list, because veterans get 10 points and that can bump the best-qualified applicant down the list if he or she doesn't massage the truth a little bit.
Federal job announcements are so easy to apply to now, that all postings get hundreds of applicants. Applications use a resume and a set of questions: you gotta score yourself the very highest on the questionaire in order to get out of the slush pile.
What happened with me, flea, is that I didn't make the short list for my job when I was first hired, even though they wanted me (because there were veterans applying). So they went back and queried some of the other applicants and got them to drop out ("Do you really want to work here?"), and then re-ran the list, and I scored high enough to be interviewed and get an offer.
I'll deny I gave this advice, but this is how the game is played.
Yeah, mr. flea had the HR person in his current office go over his application to make sure it had all the codewords and stuff before he sent it in! She says it must have been veterans that bumped him down the list, but how many veterans with PhDs in environmental engineering can there be? (Don't actually answer that.)
The Dublin organization is fucking IBM, whose HR department I could run better from home part-time. Don't even get me started on those idiots.
how many veterans with PhDs in environmental engineering can there be?
Not that many, I would think. I would want them to go back to HQ and make sure that the quals of those higher on the list actually check out. Like I said, it's hella easy to apply to federal jobs now, and I think loads of people are just randomly applying for everything even remotely related to their skill-set, and it ends up penalizing the people who are actually qualified for the job.
Is there any reason not to call Dublin and try to actually talk to someone?
I hope the federal job works out, because then I could come visit you!
Admittedly, I'm likely to be in Atlanta later this year, but that's still a bit from where you are, and it looks like you won't be there then! But I want to visit you!
We are only an hour from Atlanta! And don't you have some old Christian punk rock friends in town as well?
I can't see the family moving before Christmas at this point, because school starts in 4 weeks and it would suck for the kids to move halfway through the fall.
Okay! Then I should try to see you!
And yes, we do. Although they may not be there by then either, because they're currently looking for a bus they can convert into a house. I'm trying to sucker them into coming out west.
We could do a Buffista thing, with Ginger, right? Who else is in range? It's be November. Week before Thanksgiving, I think. I'll have to check.
Nashville's only four hours away! I would totally drive down to Atlanta to see Buffistas. Unless that's the weekend of my cousin's wedding.
Somebody called Art of the Cookie started following me on Twitter (I don't know why - I rarely tweet) so I went to his/her/their website and it's lovely - chockful of pretty cookies.
Want cookie!
Atlanta F2F! I'll be going to Nashville for Thanksgiving, but the earliest I'd leave would be Tuesday. I'm going to figure out how to get together with Kate one of these trips.
