Ok, today's xkcd is just mean
You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jul 01, 2011 8:23:05 am PDT #14920 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2011 8:28:12 am PDT #14921 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ugh. We have to change our voicemails every day. I am so not going to be able to keep this up.
Jesse - Jul 01, 2011 8:29:12 am PDT #14922 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The other day a coworker let me know that I had never changed my voicemail back from when I was out of the office in May. Oops.
Polter-Cow - Jul 01, 2011 8:34:18 am PDT #14923 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ugh. We have to change our voicemails every day. I am so not going to be able to keep this up.
Seriously? "Today is Friday, July 1, and I can't take your call." "Today is Tuesday, July 5, and I can't take your call." How is that useful?
Jesse - Jul 01, 2011 8:37:43 am PDT #14924 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"It's Wednesday, and I am in the office today." Actually, could you just do a bunch like that and only make a custom one when needed?
Consuela - Jul 01, 2011 8:46:05 am PDT #14925 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
"Today is Friday, July 1, and I can't take your call." "Today is Tuesday, July 5, and I can't take your call." How is that useful?
Yeah, that's ridiculous. I don't even update my vm to let people know when it's my regular day off. Or my email, for that matter.
Frankly, there just aren't that many emergencies in what I do: 99% of the time, it can wait until I'm back in the office.
smonster - Jul 01, 2011 9:05:47 am PDT #14926 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Facebook is being wonky for me, btw.
Hil R. - Jul 01, 2011 9:07:20 am PDT #14927 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Facebook is being wonky for me, btw.
Me too.
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2011 9:11:09 am PDT #14928 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not that many people call me. I'd be leaving more messages than there would be people listening to it.
The cafe gave me a free mango smoothie because I complained the last one tasted too much like raspberries. This one is better, but still isn't hitting the mango spot.
Atropa - Jul 01, 2011 9:11:13 am PDT #14929 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Fluevog is having a sale. That means I get to buy shoes, right?
I'm trying to decide if the shoes I want not being on sale is a good thing. It probably is. But they're so cute! [link]