Ugh. We have to change our voicemails every day. I am so not going to be able to keep this up.
Seriously? "Today is Friday, July 1, and I can't take your call." "Today is Tuesday, July 5, and I can't take your call." How is that useful?
Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!
'Sleeper'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Jul 01, 2011 8:34:18 am PDT #14923 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Jesse - Jul 01, 2011 8:37:43 am PDT #14924 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"It's Wednesday, and I am in the office today." Actually, could you just do a bunch like that and only make a custom one when needed?
Consuela - Jul 01, 2011 8:46:05 am PDT #14925 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
"Today is Friday, July 1, and I can't take your call." "Today is Tuesday, July 5, and I can't take your call." How is that useful?
Yeah, that's ridiculous. I don't even update my vm to let people know when it's my regular day off. Or my email, for that matter.
Frankly, there just aren't that many emergencies in what I do: 99% of the time, it can wait until I'm back in the office.
smonster - Jul 01, 2011 9:05:47 am PDT #14926 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Facebook is being wonky for me, btw.
Hil R. - Jul 01, 2011 9:07:20 am PDT #14927 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Facebook is being wonky for me, btw.
Me too.
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2011 9:11:09 am PDT #14928 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not that many people call me. I'd be leaving more messages than there would be people listening to it.
The cafe gave me a free mango smoothie because I complained the last one tasted too much like raspberries. This one is better, but still isn't hitting the mango spot.
Atropa - Jul 01, 2011 9:11:13 am PDT #14929 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Fluevog is having a sale. That means I get to buy shoes, right?
I'm trying to decide if the shoes I want not being on sale is a good thing. It probably is. But they're so cute! [link]
flea - Jul 01, 2011 9:19:48 am PDT #14930 of 30001
information libertarian
Oh Lordy do I want these. [link] I don't even wear heels!
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2011 9:23:31 am PDT #14931 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Those are pretty. But things without electronics shouldn't cost that much.
-t - Jul 01, 2011 9:26:18 am PDT #14932 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Those are very cute. All the shoes I like that are on sale don't seem to be available in my size. Probably to the good, on the whole.