Your evergreen rage makes me smile because when we were househunting, one of my biggest excitements was that we wouldn't have to have the ugly nasty tough house-pubes "foundation plantings" that were planted around every.rental.house.ever -- and of course we bought a house that had 'em, and ripping them out was second on my list. (First was the one Carolina Blue room.)
Phone Menu Voice ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
hahahahahahahaha!
I just took some photos to put up on Facebook so that everyone can see the ugly I am talking about!
OK, I can't figure out what to wear tomorrow for a Meeting With Feds. Gray pants suit, or black dress with non-matching jacket over? On the one hand, I think the suit is more conservative, which is prossibly better, but on the other, I feel awesome in the dress, and I think it will be hot out.
Thoughts?
I went to the Midwest Fiber and Folk Art Fair with a friend.
I bought a Yak-Merino blend yarn! I'm very excited. Now . . . need to figure out what to make with it.
(They had very lovely wool/tussah silk top - but that was not something this beginning spinner is ready to tackle.)
Also: angora bunnies!
Jesse, gray pants suit.
Jesse, wear the pants suit. And if you're meeting the Feds, bring a lawyer.
I was going to say the dress. If it's black and you look and feel good in it, go for it.
And if you're meeting the Feds, bring a lawyer.
Heh. I think it will be OK.
And yeah, I guess the pants are safer in some way. Eh.
Conversations with Matilda today have been like an old Allen and Burns sketch.
Matilda:
[flourishing her stuffed animals]
The dog is named Rita and the cat is Cat.
Me: Seems like the cat ought to have a better name than that. Though Holly Golightly named hers Cat so there is precedent.
Matilda: No.
Me: What? There is so precedent!
Matilda: No! I don't want my cat to be president!
Me: .....
We just put Fellowship of the Ring on and she's peppering me with questions.
Matilda: Who's that?
Me: That's the Nazgul. The Dark Riders, the Ring Wraiths...
Matilda: Which one are they?
Me: Uh, they have a bunch of names.
Matilda: But they melt if you splash water on them, right?
Me: No, that's the Wicked Witch of the West.
Matilda: But the girl comes to help the boy. And the riders are chasing her and she puts water on them, and they melt.
Me: Well...Arwen does rescue Frodo and summons up the river to wash away the Nazgul...
Matilda: She melts them!
Me: No, it's just that evil things can't cross moving water.
Matilda: Why?
Me: Because...they're stinky.
Matilda: Oh.
You'll laugh at my reasoning for pants suit: you have fewer occasions calling for a pants suit, so use it when you can! A gorgeous Jesse in a hot looking black dress? Wear that ALL THE TIME!