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I just took some photos to put up on Facebook so that everyone can see the ugly I am talking about!

OK, I can't figure out what to wear tomorrow for a Meeting With Feds. Gray pants suit, or black dress with non-matching jacket over? On the one hand, I think the suit is more conservative, which is prossibly better, but on the other, I feel awesome in the dress, and I think it will be hot out.

Thoughts?

I went to the Midwest Fiber and Folk Art Fair with a friend.

I bought a Yak-Merino blend yarn! I'm very excited. Now . . . need to figure out what to make with it.

(They had very lovely wool/tussah silk top - but that was not something this beginning spinner is ready to tackle.)

Also: angora bunnies!

Jesse, gray pants suit.

Jesse, wear the pants suit. And if you're meeting the Feds, bring a lawyer.

I was going to say the dress. If it's black and you look and feel good in it, go for it.

And if you're meeting the Feds, bring a lawyer.

Heh. I think it will be OK.

And yeah, I guess the pants are safer in some way. Eh.

Conversations with Matilda today have been like an old Allen and Burns sketch.

Matilda: [flourishing her stuffed animals] The dog is named Rita and the cat is Cat.
Me: Seems like the cat ought to have a better name than that. Though Holly Golightly named hers Cat so there is precedent.
Matilda: No.
Me: What? There is so precedent!
Matilda: No! I don't want my cat to be president!
Me: .....

We just put Fellowship of the Ring on and she's peppering me with questions.

Matilda: Who's that?
Me: That's the Nazgul. The Dark Riders, the Ring Wraiths...
Matilda: Which one are they?
Me: Uh, they have a bunch of names.
Matilda: But they melt if you splash water on them, right?
Me: No, that's the Wicked Witch of the West.
Matilda: But the girl comes to help the boy. And the riders are chasing her and she puts water on them, and they melt.
Me: Well...Arwen does rescue Frodo and summons up the river to wash away the Nazgul...
Matilda: She melts them!
Me: No, it's just that evil things can't cross moving water.
Matilda: Why?
Me: Because...they're stinky.
Matilda: Oh.

You'll laugh at my reasoning for pants suit: you have fewer occasions calling for a pants suit, so use it when you can! A gorgeous Jesse in a hot looking black dress? Wear that ALL THE TIME!

I too have a formerly everygreen monstronsity. It was halfway onto the front walk and was this irregular egg shape. You couldn't get to the faucet. I've trimmed it and its less offensive neighbor into so semblance of acceptable. Only shrubbery on the top foot or so, and I took out a TON of main branches. Not quite gigantor bonsai, but closer to that than what was there. My neighbor and I were both complaining about our bushes. They don't flower or anything, and this area is rife with azaleas, why didn't they plant that instead? A couple streets over, it's like a frilly explosion all summer. Just gorgeous.

I'd wear the dress, but then, I have no fed trepidation.