I encourage you to all go out and eat some vegetable matter.
I had blueberries on my cereal! And I had olives with my lunch. Soon I shall eat a banana, and probably some grapes. That's good, right?
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Dec 06, 2010 12:17:37 pm PST #9299 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Burrell - Dec 06, 2010 12:18:23 pm PST #9300 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Onerous Task Day is this Wednesday, Dec. 8th.
Oh the irony! I have several very onerous tasks to accomplish, but won't be able to play along that day due to a DAY-LONG meeting. Which is sure to be onerous.
Nora Deirdre - Dec 06, 2010 12:19:01 pm PST #9301 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
There was some chinese cabbage and bean sprouts in my chargrilled pork noodle soup. I think I will cook up cauliflower and pasta for dinner.
Beverly - Dec 06, 2010 12:23:02 pm PST #9302 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
The nutritionist heartily approved of my usual two well-drained strips of bacon, (look away, ita!)two eggs either SSU or scrambled with a pinch of shredded cheddar in a scrape of butter, with a quarter-slice of toast, split, to mop up the liquid yolk breakfast. More fat than lean, but not too bad, and virtually no carbs. This morning I was lazy, and settled for a small banana spread with peanut butter with really big pieces of peanuts.
Now I'm craving peanut butter on apple chunks.
beth b - Dec 06, 2010 12:24:40 pm PST #9303 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Hmm , i need to think of veggie or fruit for my next munch
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2010 12:26:17 pm PST #9304 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
St Viateur's bagels! I'm so jealous, meara. I'm going to visit you and just use you for your breadstuffs.
brenda m - Dec 06, 2010 12:29:24 pm PST #9305 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
What ita said.
I had mushrooms and broccoli on my baked potato for lunch. (We will not speak of the cheese.)
Polter-Cow - Dec 06, 2010 12:29:40 pm PST #9306 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's this really cool number...you've probably never heard of it.
Haaaa. Love it.
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2010 12:31:23 pm PST #9307 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Tumblr's back, hipsters!
eta: Or it was for me, for a second.
Nora Deirdre - Dec 06, 2010 12:34:56 pm PST #9308 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's this really cool number...you've probably never heard of it.
Yeah, I remember back in the day when I heard this joke before it was cool.