Skipping to thank Sarameg for having my back while assembling wedding pics...I always thought there was an extra little irony in that The Wire took so many shots of that while being defined by another addictive white powder.

I know! But it's nom. It's probably because I never tried the B grade before this.

TJs favorites

2% Greek yogurt
Quattro Formaggio cheese
Nothing but Flattened Banana
Salty, Sweet & Nutty Trek Mix (peanuts and peanut brittle)
Uncrystallized Candied Ginger
Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
Gorgonzola crackers
Maple cookies
Any of their nuts or dried fruits, except their pine nuts, which are not from Italy and recently gave me Pine Nut Mouth.

Pine Nut Mouth.

This sounds like something my journal would publish an article about.

It's probably because I never tried the B grade before this.

I find this whole thing suspect. But now I'm reminded that I have maple syrup, FROM CANADIANA, that therefore didn't cost an arm and a leg, and so I should make waffles or pancakes soon.

For some reason, my family's pretty obsessive about maple syrup. It's the foodstuff we're most likely to import to Jamaica.

Leverage's John Rodgers may have found a new writer.

"Fuckneck" really is pretty awesome.

Man, I've been on hold with the bank for forever.

speaking of jackhole banks. I set up a bill pay wrong, I realize now that I did, but the payment was TOOOO a chase account. So when they took my money and couldn't easily figure out where it was supposed to go, did they call me? send an email? return the payment? Nope, they say they cut a check and mailed it. The payee hasn't received it. PITA. REALLY a PITA because it was $10K!! I am preparing myself to go to a branch in person today to rip some assholes.

This sounds like something my journal would publish an article about.

Pine Nuts May Be To Blame For That Bitter Aftertaste

I had a mild case, but it wasn't pleasant and I will never buy pine nuts again without checking the origin.

OK, y'all, I have to write my self-evaluation and need HELP!!

I am trying to say that "you better give me a promotion or I am OUT OF HERE", while saying "I did more work than I had to every month except this one when I'm taking 2 weeks vacation, and rocked my project, and while the audit DID find some stuff at the one site, that's because it's a HUGEASS site, and I did my best, and the big stuff I'd already done what I could, and since then I've been kicking their ass to fix the rest". And "my project is ending in two months after a year and a half on it, so when I get a new project it better be a promotion and awesomeness".

But I also need to list "strengths" with comments and examples. (My weakness I listed was sending things to the files. Which is my big task for today because they're LATE).

As if on cue, Kelly just called to ask me what I want from TJ's. I may have to go through the lists above to broaden my usual requests.