Chicago Bob, As I sat to write these vows I was overcome with emotion, or perhaps it was gas, but the point is, I was feeling a little bloated. First things first, let's all just acknowledge that I am a sexy bitch and you are lucky as hell to spend the rest of your days with me. People, am I right? OK, now that that is out of the way, You, you are...wait, I had the stuff about you here somewhere (fumble with paper)....I swear, I really wrote some topnotch schmaltz. Well, um, off the top of my head: A is for Awesome, which you are; B is for Bob, your name, duh; C is for Chicago, where there is a lovely condo for sale if anyone is interested;.........
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Nov 29, 2010 7:03:22 am PST #7886 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
hippocampus - Nov 29, 2010 7:05:22 am PST #7887 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
I love Reasoning with Vampires and Lisa's vow options.
Good luck and interview~ma for Beth, surgery~ma for Kathy, and happy return travels to Lise.
-t, what Perkins said.
Amy - Nov 29, 2010 7:05:33 am PST #7888 of 30001
Because books.
Strength today, -t.
In not-really-news, I adore msbelle. Heh.
msbelle - Nov 29, 2010 7:06:45 am PST #7889 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
This vow writing stuff is much more fun than my work.
msbelle - Nov 29, 2010 7:07:25 am PST #7890 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
NILLY! I need a new address for you. Please to email.
lisah - Nov 29, 2010 7:08:06 am PST #7891 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Chicago Bob, As I sat to write these vows I was overcome with emotion, or perhaps it was gas, but the point is, I was feeling a little bloated. First things first, let's all just acknowledge that I am a sexy bitch and you are lucky as hell to spend the rest of your days with me. People, am I right? OK, now that that is out of the way, You, you are...wait, I had the stuff about you here somewhere (fumble with paper)....I swear, I really wrote some topnotch schmaltz. Well, um, off the top of my head: A is for Awesome, which you are; B is for Bob, your name, duh; C is for Chicago, where there is a lovely condo for sale if anyone is interested;.........
hahahahhahahahah SUPERB! We have totally been talking about working the "People, am I right?" into the vows/toasts.
I guess my work is done!
tommyrot - Nov 29, 2010 7:09:21 am PST #7892 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Odd sign posted in a gas station bathroom in Cambridge MD
Joe says: "This sign was posted in a gas station bathroom in Cambridge MD, and it has given me nightmares. I just can not decipher it. figured that if anyone can help me with the odd cryptic message Boing Boing can. Please help."
I don't get it either.
Nilly - Nov 29, 2010 7:09:43 am PST #7893 of 30001
Swouncing
So, last year ( DavidS "Natter 64: Yes, we still need you" Dec 13, 2009 7:37:17 am PST ), when I just referenced BtVS with my "not tiny Jewish not Santa", you asked me if I have something to tell you. I laughed at your Jewish-mommy-ness.
If you ask me again this year, um, my answer will be a bit different (though, um, how shall I put it, not less with the Jewish-mommy part, in a sense).
DavidS - Nov 29, 2010 7:11:22 am PST #7894 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
There will actually be a bit of 60s country music star glamor going on with my hair if all goes as planned.
The higher the hair, the closer to God.
msbelle should totes start a new career in vow writing. Which she could couple with Vortex's genius for angry-yet-polite letters to ass-hats.
Ouise - Nov 29, 2010 7:11:23 am PST #7895 of 30001
Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.
Nilly! Wow, congratulations!