Chicago Bob, As I sat to write these vows I was overcome with emotion, or perhaps it was gas, but the point is, I was feeling a little bloated. First things first, let's all just acknowledge that I am a sexy bitch and you are lucky as hell to spend the rest of your days with me. People, am I right? OK, now that that is out of the way, You, you are...wait, I had the stuff about you here somewhere (fumble with paper)....I swear, I really wrote some topnotch schmaltz. Well, um, off the top of my head: A is for Awesome, which you are; B is for Bob, your name, duh; C is for Chicago, where there is a lovely condo for sale if anyone is interested;.........
hahahahhahahahah SUPERB! We have totally been talking about working the "People, am I right?" into the vows/toasts.
I guess my work is done!
Odd sign posted in a gas station bathroom in Cambridge MD
Joe says: "This sign was posted in a gas station bathroom in Cambridge MD, and it has given me nightmares. I just can not decipher it. figured that if anyone can help me with the odd cryptic message Boing Boing can. Please help."
I don't get it either.
So, last year ( DavidS "Natter 64: Yes, we still need you" Dec 13, 2009 7:37:17 am PST ), when I just referenced BtVS with my "not tiny Jewish not Santa", you asked me if I have something to tell you. I laughed at your Jewish-mommy-ness.
If you ask me again this year, um, my answer will be a bit different (though, um, how shall I put it, not less with the Jewish-mommy part, in a sense).
There will actually be a bit of 60s country music star glamor going on with my hair if all goes as planned.
The higher the hair, the closer to God.
msbelle should totes start a new career in vow writing. Which she could couple with Vortex's genius for angry-yet-polite letters to ass-hats.
Nilly! Wow, congratulations!
HOORAY FOR NILLY AND THE KHUSBAND!
Also, send msbelle your new address.
msbelle, insent.
Also, thanks for all the good vibes for the DH - each day is better than the day before it, so the direction of his recovery is definitely the right and proper one.
