Toller Puppy as Puppy of the Day.

If this weren't halfway across the city, it would be my lunch today:

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OMG, one of my co-workers was trying to talk work to me as she was in the stall fiddling with the toilet seat cover. Now, I wasn't in a stall, so it's not like pee-shyness was an issue. I just don't want to have to consider her in that position. But it was work! So I couldn't just bolt. I looked like an idiot standing there with my hand on the doorknob and a stricken look on my face.

I need a loo cone of invisibility.

I had a long weirdly comforting and then disturbing dream last night. It's like my brain wanted to reassure me and then ran out of ammo and started delving into anxiety. I ended up getting out of bed early, just in case it continued for the worse.

On the strictly up side, I got to dream about my tantric sex schoolfriend, who is looking very good in my dreamscape.

McNulty/Stringer porn? Kinda puts a new spin on "Who the fuck were we chasing?" Wow...Simon thought he was confused by fandom before, when(Huge Spoiler), I think that might make him lie down with a towel on his head.*I* get it...I think that he would not. "Forget it, Dave...it's Chinatown...er, fandom."

I just don't want to have to consider her in that position. But it was work! So I couldn't just bolt. I looked like an idiot standing there with my hand on the doorknob and a stricken look on my face.

I really really don't want to talk to people in the bathroom, regardless of who is where. Unless we are both standing by the sinks, I guess. Even then -- can we leave the bathroom, please??

I am on a bus, waiting to depart for Appleton. My brother will pick me up and take me to Clintonville. First time to see my parents' new place since they sold the farm. Bad son!

McNulty/Stringer? It's perfectly predictable Foeyay hatesex. It will never make sense to the people it doesn't make sense to, but on the other hand, IDRIS MOTHERFUCKING ELBA.

Jesse, I am as one with you re: washroom. Let's have this discussion two steps over there.

Thanks, Jesse. I'll take a bottle along, then.

Yeah, I'm not interested in talking to anyone when I'm in the bathroom or ladies room, either. If my coworkers really need to get in touch with me I have email open all through the workday.

I know November hasn't been the best month for a lot of you, but what are people thankful for this Thanksgiving?

I'm thankful my mother came through here surgery OK and that her knee seems greatly improved. I'm also glad my sister is working again, and at what she used to do.

On a more selfish note, I'm thankful I'm still working and that the dermatologist said I had no signs of skin cancer.

And I'm thankful this place is here.

If my coworkers really need to get in touch with me I have email open all through the workday.

Seriously. I have email. I am visible on IM. I AM TWO FUCKING CUBES DOWN THE HALL.