I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time. [link]
Getting out of a ticket for unsecured trash. With bears.
You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Nov 22, 2010 2:25:18 pm PST #6842 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Jesse - Nov 22, 2010 2:28:41 pm PST #6843 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, that's awesome.
The skirt looks like beef, but the top looks like...trail mix?
Yeah, I don't know.
§ ita § - Nov 22, 2010 2:32:14 pm PST #6844 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, thank god the only guy who can see me at my desk has gone home. That poor beset woman.
Polter-Cow - Nov 22, 2010 2:32:59 pm PST #6845 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time. [link]
Getting out of a ticket for unsecured trash. With bears.
And I have a new tag.
§ ita § - Nov 22, 2010 2:33:16 pm PST #6846 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
jalapeno bagel:
The guy in the waffle suit looks like privilege-denying dude.
Connie Neil - Nov 22, 2010 2:38:15 pm PST #6847 of 30001
brillig
re: Leo and the plane
It is unclear whether or not DiCaprio, who later said he "wishes to commend the actions of the pilot and flight crew in bringing the plane to a safe landing," was one of those drunk, shrieking people. Either way, he'll probably tell Putin he wasn't, well aware that if Putin had been on board, he would have safely landed the plane without a shirt on while simultaneously delivering a baby, or something.
Hee
-t - Nov 22, 2010 2:59:15 pm PST #6848 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I think maybe the trail mix looking top is actually fried-potato-based. But I'm not sure.
Amy - Nov 22, 2010 3:00:58 pm PST #6849 of 30001
Because books.
Yeah, I want to say there are onions in there.
-t - Nov 22, 2010 3:03:21 pm PST #6850 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I would believe that.
Steph L. - Nov 22, 2010 3:22:00 pm PST #6851 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Am I a crazy person for planning to go to Target and the grocery store (probably Whole Foods) on Wednesday afternoon?
Yes. It will be a madhouse and if you're there to buy anything Thanksgiving related they will have already sold out.
I hit up TJ's last Thanksgiving Wednesday for pie, and the lines were short and the pie plentiful. So I'd say it depends.
A couple of years ago, on Wednesday NIGHT before Thanksgiving (aka, Procrastinator's Grocery Hell) I went to the grocery due to my inability to read containers and the resulting depletion of the vegan sour cream.
(I was making both vegan pumpkin cheesecake AND vegan mashed potatoes; the cheesecake took, as you might expect, vegan cream cheese, and the potatoes took vegan sour cream. I was making the cheesecake and accidentally put the sour cream in the mix.)
Since that was the only vegan sour cream in the house, and I needed it for the taters the next day, I steeled myself and went to Kroger. To my utter, utter shock, I got in and out in under 10 minutes; 4-5 of those minutes were spent walking from the front of the store to the back where the vegan food is exiled, and then walking back to the checkout.