I got stupid. The money was too good.

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Nov 18, 2010 12:58:04 pm PST #6174 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I've come down with something that includes a fever and stomach cramps

Could be Norovirus.

My onerous tasks are work things. And I'm slogging through them.


Lee - Nov 18, 2010 1:20:58 pm PST #6175 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I decided to only work a half day, which means I didn't do any of my work onerous tasks. It's cleaning person day too, which means someone else is doing my home onerous tasks.


Cashmere - Nov 18, 2010 1:22:34 pm PST #6176 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm at swim lessons with the kids now. After this, derby practice. I haven't worked out a t all this week and I'm worried I'm going to barf during endurance drills.


Allyson - Nov 18, 2010 1:28:51 pm PST #6177 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Tomorrow is a day off. The apartment is a wreck, so I intend to get some serious cleaning done.

The problem is the vacuum. When Kristen and I consolidated belongings, we gave my vacuum to one of Kristen's coworkers.

But Kristen's vacuum hates me. I break the belt every time I use it. It ate a hat and a cat toy. I have no idea how it managed to eat a hat. I was using the extender tool thingy to clean the baseboards and suddenly it smelled like barbecue. I don't know how the hat fell off the bedpost, but the vacuum managed to suck it up. And then the horror.

I really loved that hat.

So now it needs another new belt after going after the cat toy.

I'm so irritated at this vacuum.


Allyson - Nov 18, 2010 1:39:58 pm PST #6178 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I know it sounds like I'm nuts and vacuumed these things up on my own, but the cat toy was several inches away. And the thing just...lurched toward it.

I swear it's sentient.


Allyson - Nov 18, 2010 1:42:16 pm PST #6179 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

What I'm saying is, Kristen's vacuum is Skynet.


Allyson - Nov 18, 2010 1:43:13 pm PST #6180 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm just going to keep posting, people. I have to make up for like, a year of not posting.


Scrappy - Nov 18, 2010 1:46:15 pm PST #6181 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I like your posts, Allyson! I once had a vacuum like this--it made regular lunges for the curtains and they all ended up with shredded hems after a while. Some machines just HATE US.


billytea - Nov 18, 2010 1:53:39 pm PST #6182 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Some machines just HATE US.

There's still one more open spot in the next Battlestar Galactica game. I'm just saying.


Allyson - Nov 18, 2010 2:07:56 pm PST #6183 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

RIGHT? I'm not going to let this vacuum beat me, though.

I want a clean place for Thanksgiving. I plan to make a turkey breast, sit in my jammies, and get the decorations together for chrismakah.