Trying to get back to my fiction-that-might-be-a-novel one day...not easy today. Dear Mom's Supervisor: Quit bitching at her, or I'll cut you. Seriously, you're a birther...I won't even feel bad about it.It's not hard to imagine why your last assistant bailed before the end of the semester anymore. She might have been a bum, or she might have been sick of doing her job and yours too. No love, Me P.s. This is absolutely none of my business, but, an English teacher that never reads?WTF is your childhood trauma. PPS: You know that Glenn Beck is a crazy, cokehead, college dropout, right? He knows NOTHING about American history. About as much as I do about the shit Amita researches on Numbers(not that you watch it)
Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Nov 18, 2010 10:21:51 am PST #6154 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Burrell - Nov 18, 2010 10:23:39 am PST #6155 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
A copy of Sam the Bat just arrived! I'm so excited. I can't wait to read it with the kids.
Tom Scola - Nov 18, 2010 10:23:48 am PST #6156 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
DavidS - Nov 18, 2010 10:29:27 am PST #6157 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Finished The Sound and the Fury!
Well done, bon! Take that you genius bastard of run-on sentences and idiot manchildren!
tommyrot - Nov 18, 2010 10:29:48 am PST #6158 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
From Wonkette: Secessionist Arkansas State Rep: Confed. Flag ‘Symbol of Jesus Christ’
Hey, you know what’s happening in the year 2010? A guy recently elected to the state legislature in Arkansas is the local chairman of a secessionist organization and says the flag of the Confederacy is “a symbol of Jesus Christ,” which is interesting, because other people would say that thing is a symbol that there’s not a Jesus Christ. Oh, but Republican Loy Mauch and his fellow cracker dweebs in The League of the South aren’t just waiting around until the Confederacy inevitably returns. They also seek to “personally secede from the corrupt and corrupting influence of post-Christian culture in America” by home-schooling their kids and starting “parallel institutions to which people can attach their loyalties.” Sounds like the kind of people you want running your state government.
JZ - Nov 18, 2010 10:30:00 am PST #6159 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
One application submitted. Now to work on the cover letter for the other one.
-t - Nov 18, 2010 10:30:17 am PST #6160 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That's a great letter, JZ. I would make you an offer immediately.
javachik - Nov 18, 2010 10:38:27 am PST #6161 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I'd not only make you an offer, I'd put you in charge!!!
erikaj - Nov 18, 2010 10:39:01 am PST #6162 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Scola, man, it's worse than I thought.Although all that stuff about the academy is funny to me too, as I just commuted to Arizona State...there are no ivy-covered halls in my background.But the idea that my College might have a tenuous relationship to the Agriculture college wouldn't make me show off the sheepskin on TV, either...KO needs to ease up on "be True To Your School". Seriously.
tommyrot - Nov 18, 2010 10:49:01 am PST #6163 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The greatest laser cat mural in the universe
Yesterday a group of San Francisco artists decorated the front of the boarded-up Harding Theater with the greatest work of LOL-based art the world has ever seen.
Aggressive Panhandler's Andrew Dalton is responsible for spotting this artwork with his laser eyes, and if you want to see more of his photographs of the mural-in-progress and in its finished state, visit his gallery of photos here.
San Francisco map geek Schuyler Erle points out that this isn't the first laser animal mural to grace San Francisco. There is also a laser walrus on Fillmore St.