::waves pompoms at Nora::
::sighs::
::opens stupid cover letter.doc::
Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!
Oz ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Nov 18, 2010 9:27:35 am PST #6112 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
ChiKat - Nov 18, 2010 9:28:42 am PST #6113 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Do people call it "hard enter"?
Really? No one has commented on this yet? Y'all are disappointing me today. And, I are 12.
Steph L. - Nov 18, 2010 9:29:26 am PST #6114 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'd use "enter" but it doesn't seem like she'd understand that either.
I guess I just don't know where to start explaining the issue to someone who thinks you're supposed to hit "enter" (or "return") when you get to the right-hand margin of every line.
amych - Nov 18, 2010 9:31:15 am PST #6115 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
::opens stupid cover letter.doc::
FROM THE DESK OF THE FABULOUS JZ
Dear People Who Should Hire Me:
I'm writing to apply for your open position, which currently lacks a certain JZ-ness, if I may say so myself. I am fabulous and would be a fabulous addition to your fabulous organization. All my projects are the purest sparkly fabulousness, and all that I touch turns to rainbow sparkles of joy. The following invisible internet peoples will vouch for these fact: [link]
Signed,
JZ
-t - Nov 18, 2010 9:32:50 am PST #6116 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I called and made an appointment to pick out a grave marker. That was actually easy once I got over myself and made the call. Stupid phone, intimidating me out of checking stuff off my To Do List.
Now to call my insurance agent.
Jesse - Nov 18, 2010 9:34:25 am PST #6117 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But "hard return" is the term for hitting that key at the end of a line where you want a break to appear. Do people call it "hard enter"?
(a) That's what she said.
(b) I don't think I've ever thought to call it anything at all, other than hitting enter.
megan walker - Nov 18, 2010 9:34:32 am PST #6118 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Hmm, maybe make a copy of the document where you've taken out all the returns, and send it back to her with the request that she separate it into paragraphs by adding an extra line in between each paragraph.
hippocampus - Nov 18, 2010 9:37:46 am PST #6119 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
beads over a glass ornament
this. it's lovely.
DavidS - Nov 18, 2010 9:37:59 am PST #6120 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Go team Onerous Task!
I am returned from the Department of Parking and Traffic where I have scheduled a hearing to protest our car's towing.
I am emboldened to do another crappy task now.
Liese! Are you doing the Onerous? Ginger?
§ ita § - Nov 18, 2010 9:38:09 am PST #6121 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wahh! Want in baby T. Or, you know, chick cut.