An excellent Hyperbole and a Half: Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 17, 2010 6:08:46 pm PST #6007 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Beverly - Nov 17, 2010 6:18:18 pm PST #6008 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
I stained my patio set.
Okay, I put this in the same category as "I soiled my armo(u)r", and called TMI. And then,
I might be a little high on fumes.
Oh. Never mind. /Litella
It looks great, by the way.
I'm not thinking about T'giving. We don't usually do much. Same this year.
meara - Nov 17, 2010 6:18:25 pm PST #6009 of 30001
I am making thanksgiving dinner for me, but hoping some friends will come by later in the day to hang out.
Dana - Nov 17, 2010 6:23:16 pm PST #6010 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Car broke down! Night before the funeral! On the way to the airport to pick someone up!
I think there is a halo of stress radiating out from around me.
Steph L. - Nov 17, 2010 6:23:41 pm PST #6011 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
An excellent Hyperbole and a Half: Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving
Oh my god, that is AWESOME. Our dalmatian IS Simple Dog.
brenda m - Nov 17, 2010 6:32:21 pm PST #6012 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Seriously. I have the worrywort dog myself who pretty much thinks any change in routine is some kind of nefarious trap.
amych - Nov 17, 2010 6:34:33 pm PST #6013 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Mine were exactly Helper Dog and Simple Dog. H+1/2 GETS MY LIFE.
Lee - Nov 17, 2010 6:42:07 pm PST #6014 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Ugh, Dana. I wish smooth sailing from here on out for you.
Kat - Nov 17, 2010 6:45:00 pm PST #6015 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I love our TG traditions too. I have just cleaned a corner in our bedroom so that we can move Noah in with us so Sara need not share with a twin.
My face is hideously broken out, especially with a cluster of 5 small bumps on my forehead. I fear I might be growing a horn.
sarameg - Nov 17, 2010 6:47:13 pm PST #6016 of 30001
Eh, your couch is comfy! Throw me anywhere. Where does Gracie sleep?