Who's hotter? Jeremy Renner or Timothy Olyphant? Corollary question: who would make a better Snake Plissken?
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Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
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§ ita § - Nov 08, 2010 8:14:56 am PST #4195 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Amy - Nov 08, 2010 8:15:30 am PST #4196 of 30001
Because books.
KURT RUSSELL.
DavidS - Nov 08, 2010 8:16:37 am PST #4197 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Olyphant.
Cashmere - Nov 08, 2010 8:16:39 am PST #4198 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
There is no Snake except for Kurt.
§ ita § - Nov 08, 2010 8:20:15 am PST #4199 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You're gonna get a new Snake. Now, pick.
Amy - Nov 08, 2010 8:21:59 am PST #4200 of 30001
Because books.
I'd probably pick Olyphant, although I like him best in a cowboy hat doing a Southern accent.
Not that I will ever go see the remake. ::weeps::
Scrappy - Nov 08, 2010 8:32:01 am PST #4201 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Olyphant by a mile. But Renner looks more well-worn, which could be good for Plissken IF SUCH A TRAVESTY WAS TO BE MADE.
§ ita § - Nov 08, 2010 8:39:16 am PST #4202 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think the vote is totally Olyphant. I don't even see grounds for discussion. Renner who?
eta: What are you gonna do? Make it a good movie? Cult favourites (I'm looking at you, RHPS) should not be redone.
msbelle - Nov 08, 2010 8:41:31 am PST #4203 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
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Chips, salsa, and cheese is a valid lunch, right?
bon bon - Nov 08, 2010 8:45:19 am PST #4204 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
They are both sexy. But Olyphant is handsome and sexy.
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