I am one of the few people I know who had their wisdom teeth pulled without anesthesia.
I never had my wisdom teeth out because my stupid orthodontist experimented on me with a thing called Second Molar Replacement. His theory was that I would have my 12 year molars pulled at age 12 (which I had done without anesthesia). Then, when I got to be 18, my wisdom teeth would come in and take their place--quickly, easily and perfectly. Which means I now have crooked teeth after three years in braces and two wisdom teeth that have never fully erupted.
I'd sue him if I hadn't bitten him.
We're still in the recovery unit. The man next door who must be at least 70 has toenails painted in alternating red and green. He's oddly amusing and says that even though his brain feels like it's on fire, he doesn't want pain meds.
The nurses are talking about the violence Grace rained upon the unit. "Did you see her kick and hit? She's only 3 but feisty. She's a sweet kid though." HA.
Eavesdropping is the best.
Will you?
When she's older and can handle the important responsibilities of taking care of a rubber chicken on her own.
Another important Matilda query, very plaintively stated, "Daddy, when I get older will you buy me a rubber chicken?"
I think you should get her one when she is approximately
t counts on fingers
two, three, four days older than now.
What is this? The rubber chicken lobby in action?
No. This is the give kids funny gifts lobby.
What is this? The rubber chicken lobby in action?
The fact that I have received gifts from Big Rubber Chicken has no bearing on my recommendation that you buy Matilda a rubber chicken. Or two.
Personally, I was sweetness and light after my surgeries.
Also, do not believe Juliana. SHE LIES.
P-C in the seasonal one ice blocks will hang in the air unsupported.
Do they not do that in the regular one? Huh. I was playing the seasonal one a couple weeks ago, but I was playing the regular one before that and thought the ice blocks hung in the air then too.
OMG, I had the worst IV experience (well, the worst that ended in a successful IV and no maiming, I guess) last ER visit. I totally want to vent about it, but, ick IV. Safe to say, it hurt, and doctors aren't as deft as nurses and some nurses aren't as deft as other nurses, and never go into my neck twice, and you're right, I don't usually flinch. Jaysus.
But they got a line! They didn't resort to IM or subQ.
