Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


dcp - Dec 17, 2010 5:26:24 pm PST #11913 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Liese, for normal Moon-viewing, a Barlow lens is a good idea. It reduces the brightness while increasing magnification.


§ ita § - Dec 17, 2010 5:26:53 pm PST #11914 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know that moment when you click on a link and then you process the context and realise you're looking at some stranger's brother's dick?

Yeah, that moment. Why do I haz it? IO9, fer crissakes, is supposed to treat me better than this.


Strix - Dec 17, 2010 5:38:29 pm PST #11915 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm pretty sure I've told this, but I have about the least romantical non-proposal story: I had taken my Ambien, and was struck by the pre-sleepy hungries and was eating a bowl of broccoli and cheese in a t-shirt and panties while D was watching...Job Stewart? Probably.

In that weird Ambien-induced haziness, I was chatty and, between bites, asked, "So what do you think about getting married" or some such. And D was all "I was assuming we would. I want to."

I was all CHOMP CHOMP -- "Really?! Oh, that's good." CHOMP CHOMP.

"Um...are we engaged now?" I says.

D ponders. "...Yes? Don't you want a ring, though?"

"Yes, but not this second." Pause of about a minute.

"HOLY SHIT ARE WE GETTING MARRIED?!?!"

"...Er...Yes."

" I LOVE YOU ZOMG FLAIL!!!"

And then I think I maybe posted, and texted a few friends, and then passed out.


Ginger - Dec 17, 2010 5:57:23 pm PST #11916 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Universe! Be better to ita!

Tomorrow is bake all the cookies day.


SuziQ - Dec 17, 2010 5:59:24 pm PST #11917 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Looks like Kelly's plane has finally taken off. Though the web couple by misleading me. I pick her up around 11pm. Only an hour later than expected. I can't wait to see my girl!!!


sarameg - Dec 17, 2010 6:00:10 pm PST #11918 of 30001

Yes, it is.

And clean and shop and swim (which I'll probably want to do all day) and manicure. And I keep jiggering the schedule and I'm not sure how the hell it will happen. But it must.


Liese S. - Dec 17, 2010 6:07:38 pm PST #11919 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Awesome, dcp, thanks. I'll check it out.


brenda m - Dec 17, 2010 6:20:51 pm PST #11920 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Xmas shopping fail. I went out and spent an enormous amount of money today. Of that, like two things are actual gifts (one for someone I already have something for) and the rest, not so much.

On the plus side, I have a shiny new flatscreen tv and HD DVR.


Lee - Dec 17, 2010 6:24:02 pm PST #11921 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Just in case anyone was wondering, TJ's candy cane Joe Joe's ice cream is pretty tasty.


§ ita § - Dec 17, 2010 6:30:56 pm PST #11922 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

From watching the Mo'nique Show, Aldis Hodge seems to be a momma's boy, both in the "raised real well" way and in the "she better like your ass" way.

If anyone needs to know.