Also, not sleepy.
What is UP with this? Me neither.
He's crushtastic.
So darling.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cass - Dec 15, 2010 9:16:35 pm PST #11462 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
aurelia - Dec 15, 2010 9:20:17 pm PST #11463 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I'd like to offer "piece of suck" as an alternate to more common oaths.
Thanks for all the travel-ma. It worked! I had clear roads for 8:45 of the 9 hour drive. It just started to sprinkle when I got off I-70 in KC. The only problem was that my iPod died.
Tomorrow I get to see my Dad's office throw him a party.
Hil R. - Dec 15, 2010 9:20:35 pm PST #11464 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
i'm awake because my shoulder hurts. a lot. i need a bigger word than "hurt" for this.
Jars - Dec 15, 2010 11:08:10 pm PST #11465 of 30001
Yikes, Hil. Take all the drugs!
Now all I can remember is "fitte-kittie" and "hellavurtur". I have no idea how they're spelled or what they mean, but apparently they're very bad.
'Fitte' is probably cunt. I'm not familiar with Norwegian swearing, but in Swedish 'fite' (no clue how to spell these) is cunt, and it's 'vitu' in Finnish (same root apparently even though Swedish and Finnish are generally super different). The 'kittie' bit I don't know. In Swedish it's usually fure-fite, which means 'sheep's cunt', or maybe 'hest-fite' which is horse's cunt. In Finnish it's normally 'vitu perkele' which I think either means devil's cunt or cunting devil. I use 'vitu perkele' a lot.
If I want to say 'Jesus Christ' but am worried about offending people I just say it in Irish, which is Iosa Criosd (pronounced sort of ee-uh-suh cree-uhsed), it hits all the right sweary syllables but isn’t recognisable.
That's a lot of swearing for very early in the morning, but there you go. Merry fucking Christmas and all that.
Anne W. - Dec 16, 2010 1:10:38 am PST #11466 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Blargh. Fourth night in a row of crap sleep. Work will be fun today.
Ginger - Dec 16, 2010 1:30:10 am PST #11467 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I am waving wearily at my fellow insomniacs.
Lee - Dec 16, 2010 1:47:42 am PST #11468 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Waves back.
I fell asleep, then woke up when my sister got here, and that might be all for the night.
Anne W. - Dec 16, 2010 1:58:27 am PST #11469 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Ooh. Insomnia plus icy roads. I'm thinking telecommuting and/or calling in sick today may be a good idea.
Ginger - Dec 16, 2010 2:05:07 am PST #11470 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I was rather blase about our wintry mix until I was driving back from an errand at about 7 last night and slid the last half mile. This morning, I find there were 900+ metro accidents and people were stuck in traffic for hours.
flea - Dec 16, 2010 2:12:35 am PST #11471 of 30001
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Huh, we were dry here last night - and now it's warmer. Durham has got sleet, though.