OK, so remember how I had the freaky garage experience and emailed security? Email got forwarded to someone whose only identifier as to position is "Major" but no other title, with phone #s, asking me to call. Now, It's a campus address, so probably just a security manager or something just firing off a response, BUT EXTRA FREAKY. I am so not calling from home, only work, where I know my security people and am behind 2 passcard doors. These folks are failing on so many levels, it boggles.

Kid was maybe 5 years old, in a jammed store, and she sends him on his own?

Oh my god. I can't imagine being either that focused or ignorant of the environment. Maybe I project too much into the future, but having to rationalize what I was doing vs. having lost my child would be impossible. I can't even let my dog out of my sight!

OK, digging into the campus security site , it's indeed from the OPs director. At least identify yourself as such. Jaysus.

I just had a slice of Belgian country bread slathered with asiago cheese dip and sprinkled with crumbled bacon. Still hungry. Possibly I should eat a vegetable.

Spinach! Cauliflower roasted with garlic! Baby carrots and horseradish hummus!

Wait. Bacon is not a vegetable?

You know what I really want? Pub cheese. But the last time we bought it I inhaled it. So perhaps it is best that there is none in the house.

I have pub cheese, with horseradish. Mwahahaha! But I have no conveyance device, so I can ignore it.

Was the inhaling at TG? Cause we seriously burned through it, and there was a little bit of competition for it. Just a bit.

Yeah, I can't buy that stuff unless it's going to be dinner. Which isn't a great idea, but better that than a snack!

Spinach! Cauliflower roasted with garlic! Baby carrots and horseradish hummus!

I need to buy more hummus. Thanks for the reminder!

I'm having bacon-wrapped scallops. They're ok - I messed up cooking them, but they're still okay, so they're probably pretty good if they're prepared correctly.