No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Oct 08, 2010 10:05:13 am PDT #5414 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Thank you OKcupid, for twisting the knife a little deeper. An e-mail:

Happy Birthday! Still single?

(again, tongue a bit in cheek)


Laga - Oct 08, 2010 10:12:49 am PDT #5415 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

omnis insent, I'm trying to find ticket prices for the rollerderby.


Polter-Cow - Oct 08, 2010 10:15:06 am PDT #5416 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, I got that OKCupid e-mail too and wanted to punch them in the face.


omnis_audis - Oct 08, 2010 10:23:28 am PDT #5417 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Laga, backsent.

P-C, nothing says "happy birthday" like reminding you, you are single, huh? I'm trying to be zen about it. Violence will get me know where.


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2010 10:25:38 am PDT #5418 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's a restaurant in San Francisco that has the policy of giving you your meal for free if you show up alone and they say, "Just one?" before seating you.

I never thought anything of that before. I eat alone at restaurants all the time.


Polter-Cow - Oct 08, 2010 10:26:16 am PDT #5419 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Max's!


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2010 10:27:20 am PDT #5420 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't remember the name, but it's a burger place that's inside a rail car (or at least made to look like it is).


omnis_audis - Oct 08, 2010 10:27:32 am PDT #5421 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Motivation to work today is rather low. Hmm, I wonder why.


Polter-Cow - Oct 08, 2010 10:34:08 am PDT #5422 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't remember the name, but it's a burger place that's inside a rail car (or at least made to look like it is).

Huh, that's a different one. But Max's Opera House Cafe has that policy too.


NoiseDesign - Oct 08, 2010 10:48:06 am PDT #5423 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I eat alone in restaurants all the time, but that's because I'm a business traveller. Hell, go into damn near any hotel restaurant and half the people in there are at a table by themselves.