We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Aug 09, 2011 7:48:52 am PDT #27304 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy Birthday, Aims!


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 09, 2011 7:52:44 am PDT #27305 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Interview~ma, smonster!

ETA: Happiest of birthdays, Aims!

I paniced a little before I remembered you'd moved out of London, but still. Residual worry.

I did too, and I know I've left London! Seeing the pizza place one minute's walk from your old flat being smashed in on the news definitely makes you a bit less homesick. London is my city, and I'm so shocked and sad at the pictures of so many places I know being destroyed. I'm praying it won't all recur tonight.

Humans... what can you do?

I know - how messed up are people? Ugh.


Barb - Aug 09, 2011 7:53:44 am PDT #27306 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I already wished the Empress all the camels in the kingdom, but it can't hurt to wish them again, right?


Steph L. - Aug 09, 2011 7:58:50 am PDT #27307 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN

Happy Birthday, Aims! May you be feted like the Empress you are!


Burrell - Aug 09, 2011 8:01:57 am PDT #27308 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday Aimee!


Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2011 8:03:22 am PDT #27309 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Happy birthday, Aims! Coincidentally, I watched the Parks and Recreation episode entitled "The Camel" last night.


Aims - Aug 09, 2011 8:14:01 am PDT #27310 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And I have posted the ugly sofa bed on CL for free. Hopefully, someone comes and takes it away soonly!


Toddson - Aug 09, 2011 8:14:51 am PDT #27311 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Happy birthday, Aims!

And, fyi, camels are not all sweetness and light - there was a story in the paper not too long ago about a woman who was on a safari ride and was bitten by a camel.


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2011 8:16:01 am PDT #27312 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

there was a story in the paper not too long ago about a woman who was on a safari ride and was bitten by a camel.

Was the woman someone's sister?


DavidS - Aug 09, 2011 8:17:04 am PDT #27313 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, Empress!

I wish upon you this camel!

Matilda and I were riding the carousel at GG Park yesterday and were admiring it.