Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jul 19, 2011 10:20:59 am PDT #25673 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oooh, new antibiotic. Keflex (which is, IIRC, cephlexin). I'm curious to see how many days it's for. Probably about a billion.

I will have NO flora left anywhere within a 10-foot range of me.


Zenkitty - Jul 19, 2011 10:22:04 am PDT #25674 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I've considered the IUD, but it would only be worth it if I were in a committed monogamous relationship, and I'm not even dating right now!

And then there's the totally non-hormonal copper IUD.

Considering copper rings turn my skin green, I don't think I want anything copper up in there!

Like I said, not even dating right now. If and when the question begins to loom, I'll actually do some research.


Steph L. - Jul 19, 2011 10:25:44 am PDT #25675 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I've considered the IUD, but it would only be worth it if I were in a committed monogamous relationship

Oh, heck yeah. I waited until I was sure we were committed and monogamous before I went to the trouble of the IUD. I was just paranoid with only condoms.

And we *still* use condoms, every single time we have PIV sex. We are the most paranoid people on the planet. (But, well, condoms mean less mess, too, and I just don't find the messy byproducts of sex to be very sexy. Ick. I am what I am.)


Vortex - Jul 19, 2011 10:26:56 am PDT #25676 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Wet spots ruin the afterglow.


§ ita § - Jul 19, 2011 10:30:27 am PDT #25677 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Considering copper rings turn my skin green, I don't think I want anything copper up in there!

I'm pretty sure you're not locked down to Cu.

And there's also plenty of non P in V sex to be had.


Steph L. - Jul 19, 2011 10:33:19 am PDT #25678 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And there's also plenty of non P in V sex to be had.

True dat.


Zenkitty - Jul 19, 2011 10:34:12 am PDT #25679 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm pretty sure you're not looked down to Cu.

I know Cu is copper, but I do not know what this means. Sorry. Perhaps I am still hungover.

And there's also plenty of non P in V sex to be had.

This is not the alternative I was looking for, Obi Wan.


§ ita § - Jul 19, 2011 10:40:43 am PDT #25680 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Just get a non-copper IUD. Try anal. Frottage. Mutual masturbation. Bunch of stuff.


brenda m - Jul 19, 2011 10:47:05 am PDT #25681 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think "locked down" was intended.


§ ita § - Jul 19, 2011 10:51:08 am PDT #25682 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Locked down was in fact edited in right afterwards.