Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Sep 09, 2010 11:03:44 am PDT #1933 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I can say now what the news is. My boss is trying to get me off contract and on here permanently.


tommyrot - Sep 09, 2010 11:05:39 am PDT #1934 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay!

Also funny that no one guessed that.


smonster - Sep 09, 2010 11:05:42 am PDT #1935 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Not going to post in Beep Me, but... my darling sis who already has a number of chronic physical health problems went to the doc this week with acute severe abdominal pain. They have done an ultrasound, and I think biopsies? Possibilities include gallbladder, esophagitis, and h. pylori. Some nothing-big~ma and quick-resolution~ma would not go amiss.

::sigh::


smonster - Sep 09, 2010 11:06:06 am PDT #1936 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, yay DJ!


amyth - Sep 09, 2010 11:07:58 am PDT #1937 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Some major nothing-big-ma for your sister, smonster.

Good luck, DJ!!!! That's great!


Daisy Jane - Sep 09, 2010 11:08:50 am PDT #1938 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And also, I hope Aims is able to find something soon. I've got my fingers crossed!


Daisy Jane - Sep 09, 2010 11:09:19 am PDT #1939 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And nothing-ma for your sister smonster. Man what is up with this week!?!


Calli - Sep 09, 2010 11:09:30 am PDT #1940 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I hope your sis's problem isn't major and can be quickly and easily resolved, smonster.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2010 11:09:33 am PDT #1941 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's excellent me news! Thank dog it wasn't JGL. I wouldn't have been able to cope.

smonster, I hope it's absolutely nothing.


amyth - Sep 09, 2010 11:13:36 am PDT #1942 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

ita, we may have to work out an East Coast/West Coast JGL custody arrangement. Just to be fair to both, er, coasts.