It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Feb 13, 2011 4:43:32 pm PST #15467 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Eleven/Fez


DebetEsse - Feb 13, 2011 4:45:58 pm PST #15468 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Nine/banana is more canon, if you're talking Empty Child/The Doctor Dances. Eleven/Fez(eta: crosspost!). Four/scarf, and Five/celery of course.(Ace/explosives)

I can't decide if Ford ought to be paired with his towel or a Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster

Holmes/Magnifying glass, but Sherlock/Blackberry

Inigo/sword


smonster - Feb 13, 2011 4:47:37 pm PST #15469 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ten invented the banana daiquiri and recommended always bringing a banana to a party. But yes, Nine started it.


DebetEsse - Feb 13, 2011 4:49:21 pm PST #15470 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Fair point. I suppose there's just more Ten canon, so it doesn't stick out as much for me.


Polter-Cow - Feb 13, 2011 4:51:50 pm PST #15471 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Holmes/Magnifying glass

That was one I was going to suggest!

Shawn/pineapple?

GOB/Segway.


beekaytee - Feb 13, 2011 5:17:21 pm PST #15472 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I'm loving the pairings...and will add, Frodo/the Ring, Gandalf/staff, Harry/round glasses.

The game night went much better than expected. There were a couple of very outgoing fellows and everyone else jumped in with them.

I even had a winking flirt with a really cute guy. 14 years younger though. Probably not.

Several people asked us to do it again and I had 2 client inquiries. One I really hope calls and the other I hope doesn't.

Result!


Ginger - Feb 13, 2011 5:40:33 pm PST #15473 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Calvin/Hobbes (if Hobbes is inanimate)

Linus/blanket

Dirty Harry/44 Magnum


DavidS - Feb 13, 2011 5:44:15 pm PST #15474 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Calvin/Hobbes (if Hobbes is inanimate)

I'm going to disallow that.


Steph L. - Feb 13, 2011 5:48:59 pm PST #15475 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN

GOB/Segway.

Ahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Calvin/Hobbes (if Hobbes is inanimate)

I'm going to disallow that.

I second that emotion.


Steph L. - Feb 13, 2011 5:50:14 pm PST #15476 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN

Did we have Freud/cigar?

Or, for that matter, Hannibal (A-Team)/cigar.