How God and the Devil spend their time:
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The Devil spends 18% of his time "Making people masturbate" while God spends 5% of His time "Keeping track of every time people masturbate." Interesting.
Maybe God subcontracts out some of His masturbation tracking to Ceiling Cat....
Also, should personal pronouns that refer to Satan be capitalized?
I know it's not new, but it's sort of sad to see policy not playing any role in a campaign.
This should be fun. Who's got the popcorn?
Although I do worry about what, really, are the tea partier objectives? I mean, if they do get some real political power, what is it they want to do with it? Do they even know?
How are you currently pushing your luck?
Surfing the net at work excessively.
it's sort of sad to see policy not playing any role in a campaign.
Opposition to masturbation is not a policy? That's Christine O'Donnell's position.
This is funny -
Wonkette
posted a screenshot from O'Donnell's discussion board about masturbation:
Christine O’Donnell ‘Supporters’ Conflicted About Touching Themselves
Sadly, someone removed the thread from O'Donnell's website so we just have a Wonkette screenshot.
Um, NSFW if you look really close to read the text.
I mean, if they do get some real political power, what is it they want to do with it? Do they even know?
Cut taxes!
Some conservative who doesn't like O'Donnell joked about teaching a parrot to say "Cut taxes!"
I am home sick today. I got up to check work e-mail, throw away some paperwork, and burn a DVD. Now I'm dizzy and shaky. Maybe next, I will have a nap.
If the parrot looks good in lip gloss, it could be Christine O'Donnell.
I'm not sure...some teabaggers seem libertarianish, while others seem just pissed off and gunhappy.
Some are Beck fanboys.
Aww, Dana. Definitely nap.
Yeah, nap, Dana! And don't stand up too fast.