I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Sep 14, 2010 9:43:11 am PDT #23816 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm screening the 1994 congressional hearings on tobacco and I feel dirty just listening to these guys lie through their teeth.

(Though it is interesting/sickening hearing how the arguments that were made against nicotine addiction by tobacco CEOs are the exact ones now being made against global warming by oil company execs. Congress: Every respectable scientific body in the world says you're full of crap. Care to comment? CEO: But I have paid this person with a PhD to agree with me! Your so-called scientific consensus means nothing!)


Connie Neil - Sep 14, 2010 9:44:14 am PDT #23817 of 30001
brillig

I've always enjoyed the "trundle-butt" of cats who want to express their affection but don't want to be petted. We had an old cat would spend quite a while butting you with her head then doing a slow circle away from you and back to butt you with her head again. If you tried to pet her she hurried away, but she'd always trundle up to nudge you again.

And no, she wasn't trying to get you to move out of her favorite spot.


Polter-Cow - Sep 14, 2010 9:56:07 am PDT #23818 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

How do they make money?

It's not a real store. It's an 826 store, like the pirate store in San Francisco. The store is just a retail front for the creative writing workshop. I checked it out when I was in L.A. last Christmas. It's cute.


tommyrot - Sep 14, 2010 10:16:36 am PDT #23819 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Headline o' the day:

Penises Grow On Female Snails' Heads After Chemical Exposure


Jesse - Sep 14, 2010 10:22:19 am PDT #23820 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We seem to be losing it in my office today. My coworker was drawing a face on her hand, Senor Wences-style, which for some reason led me to draw a mustache on my finger. At least it's not a tattoo.


smonster - Sep 14, 2010 10:33:47 am PDT #23821 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Jesse, are you lurking in Bitches, or is that a total coincidence?


Jesse - Sep 14, 2010 10:36:12 am PDT #23822 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Must be coincidence! Are you people on Senor Wences (s'alright!) or mustache fingers?


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2010 10:36:42 am PDT #23823 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The mustache tattoo on fingers.


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2010 10:38:28 am PDT #23824 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The subject of tattoos came about because I shared a picture of my dad's new tattoo: [link] That's real. ON HIS NECK. Yikes.

(I like the design; I'm just dubious about placement, but he was insistent.)


Jesse - Sep 14, 2010 10:38:30 am PDT #23825 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hilarious. At my office, we decided they would not be hilarious when you were an executive in your 40s-50s, but would come back around again to be hilarious in retirement. FYI.