Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Typo Boy - Sep 09, 2010 7:41:17 pm PDT #23184 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

And I gather awful and unsanitary. (Umm never experienced Cracker Barrel.)


Typo Boy - Sep 09, 2010 7:41:17 pm PDT #23185 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

did not need to be said twice.


Allyson - Sep 09, 2010 8:53:00 pm PDT #23186 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I spent almost three hours in the Paper Source trying to figure out what to do for Sam invitations and goody bags. I am certain I need to make bat cupcakes. I am freaking out about how the book will be received, and other first world problems.

Also, hi!


aurelia - Sep 09, 2010 8:58:30 pm PDT #23187 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Stay safe, Karl!


meara - Sep 09, 2010 9:03:16 pm PDT #23188 of 30001

Bat cupcakes? How would you make those?? Bat cookies, I say!! Easier to stuff in a bag and last longer, anyway.


msbelle - Sep 09, 2010 9:05:34 pm PDT #23189 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy SAM!


Allyson - Sep 09, 2010 9:30:11 pm PDT #23190 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have a bat cookie cutter! I also have bat ring pops, rubber bats, bat fangs, bat rings, and bat stickers.

Now I just need to stop panicking.

I was going to decorate cupcakes with little bats drawn on the icing, but that seems complex. I might just do bat shortbread cookies with blackberry jam.

Then I have to find some kids to appear to be fascinated while I read. Plying them with sugar seems like good start.


Strix - Sep 09, 2010 10:08:40 pm PDT #23191 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Allyson, you could make sheets of fondant, use the cutter to cut out fondant bats, and put on the cupcakes.

Or, really easy, use a stencil to cut out a bat shape from some stiff art paper, and place on the cupcake, and dust with powdered sugar to make sugar bats.


Atropa - Sep 09, 2010 10:29:36 pm PDT #23192 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Why oh why can't I be at Allyson's book release?


Ginger - Sep 10, 2010 3:11:52 am PDT #23193 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My work pic that'll end up in the hq report:

Who is that babe next to the boring equipment?

Allyson, candy clay made from candy melts and corn syrup [link] makes a pretty foolproof substitute for fondant that you can make into bat shapes. Wilton also has a lot of bat ideas: [link] When is the book release, Allyson?