Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Typo Boy - Sep 09, 2010 7:41:17 pm PDT #23185 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

did not need to be said twice.


Allyson - Sep 09, 2010 8:53:00 pm PDT #23186 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I spent almost three hours in the Paper Source trying to figure out what to do for Sam invitations and goody bags. I am certain I need to make bat cupcakes. I am freaking out about how the book will be received, and other first world problems.

Also, hi!


aurelia - Sep 09, 2010 8:58:30 pm PDT #23187 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Stay safe, Karl!


meara - Sep 09, 2010 9:03:16 pm PDT #23188 of 30001

Bat cupcakes? How would you make those?? Bat cookies, I say!! Easier to stuff in a bag and last longer, anyway.


msbelle - Sep 09, 2010 9:05:34 pm PDT #23189 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy SAM!


Allyson - Sep 09, 2010 9:30:11 pm PDT #23190 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have a bat cookie cutter! I also have bat ring pops, rubber bats, bat fangs, bat rings, and bat stickers.

Now I just need to stop panicking.

I was going to decorate cupcakes with little bats drawn on the icing, but that seems complex. I might just do bat shortbread cookies with blackberry jam.

Then I have to find some kids to appear to be fascinated while I read. Plying them with sugar seems like good start.


Strix - Sep 09, 2010 10:08:40 pm PDT #23191 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Allyson, you could make sheets of fondant, use the cutter to cut out fondant bats, and put on the cupcakes.

Or, really easy, use a stencil to cut out a bat shape from some stiff art paper, and place on the cupcake, and dust with powdered sugar to make sugar bats.


Atropa - Sep 09, 2010 10:29:36 pm PDT #23192 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Why oh why can't I be at Allyson's book release?


Ginger - Sep 10, 2010 3:11:52 am PDT #23193 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My work pic that'll end up in the hq report:

Who is that babe next to the boring equipment?

Allyson, candy clay made from candy melts and corn syrup [link] makes a pretty foolproof substitute for fondant that you can make into bat shapes. Wilton also has a lot of bat ideas: [link] When is the book release, Allyson?


Dana - Sep 10, 2010 3:12:12 am PDT #23194 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

5AM on the West Coast, and I'm the first person in Natter?

Ah, 6AM flights. Stupid tiny airport.