I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Sep 08, 2010 5:49:25 am PDT #22709 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ugh DJ. I wish I lived closer and I could give you rides in nasty weather.

My dad was mocking me wanting water collection barrels. Just this morning I've collected about 100 gallons. If I had a proper system set up, I could be diverting that water to the flower beds under the eaves and the dryer southwest side of the yard.


Ginger - Sep 08, 2010 5:54:36 am PDT #22710 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I need some rain barrels. I keep looking for end-of-season sales.


Vortex - Sep 08, 2010 6:04:50 am PDT #22711 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My Egg McMuffin had no cheese on it this morning. I guess that made it healthier, but it was substantially less tasty.

ugh, that's a way to ruin your morning. And now I want an Egg McMuffin. And even if I wanted to trek over to McD's, it's 11AM, so I can't have one. Wah!


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 08, 2010 6:07:22 am PDT #22712 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Panera Bread Co. serves breakfast food all day long, doesn't it?

Drew, here's hoping you have the speediest and fullest recovery possible.


sj - Sep 08, 2010 6:08:33 am PDT #22713 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

ugh, that's a way to ruin your morning. And now I want an Egg McMuffin. And even if I wanted to trek over to McD's, it's 11AM, so I can't have one. Wah!

Do you have Dunkin Donuts near you? They serve their breakfast sandwiches all day.


Vortex - Sep 08, 2010 6:09:43 am PDT #22714 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Panera Bread Co. serves breakfast food all day long, doesn't it?

yes, they could probably make me an egg sandwich on an english muffin with cheese and ham (or maybe even canadian bacon), but it wouldn't be the same.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 08, 2010 6:14:57 am PDT #22715 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, it would definitely cost four or five times as much.

It seems the spirit of Monica Geller has remained with me past my vacation weekend. I just ordered a pair of microfiber gloves for cleaning blinds and a bottle of foaming toilet cleaner. I did make myself back away from the $90 floor steamer once I read that you still have to scrub the floor afterward, though.


aurelia - Sep 08, 2010 6:19:56 am PDT #22716 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

It would be much better!

Its covers were also unexpectedly unexpected

Considering the title, I'd think the covers would be predictably unexpected.


smonster - Sep 08, 2010 6:23:50 am PDT #22717 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I need some rain barrels. I keep looking for end-of-season sales.

Ginger, have you checked Craigslist? [link]


tommyrot - Sep 08, 2010 6:38:52 am PDT #22718 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

37 Hilarious Engrish Pictures

Now I want to work at the Office of Mayhem Evaluation.