For the A-Cup Crowd, Minimal Assets Are a Plus. Seems like a hell of a generalisation. You can always find plenty of people who're unhappy with what they've got. But what really stood out for me was this paragraph:

Small-breasted women have also begun to express their anger on the Internet when they suspect one of their brethren has decided to artificially augment what nature has given her.

Seriously? I have to admit, I look askance at most elective cosmetic surgery, but I don't take it personally. Even when it's, say, a race thing. And I think a race thing is a much bigger deal than a breast size thing. So someone doesn't have boobs my size anymore. Oh, well.

I wish I'd had an ita for my bodyguard in elementary school.

Yeah. (Except high school for me.) Also, I totally loved the movie My Bodyguard as a kid.

And people wonder why I'm perfectly content to go days without seeing another human.

People suck. (I'm very tired and am in a rather cynical mood at the moment.)

There was the time a neighbor boy who hit me with a whip - yes, a goddam whip - in the back of the school bus until I cried, and nobody, not event the bus driver, who was my mother's cousin, said or did anything.

Okay, this person I would beat to a pulp. Non-consensual whipping is kind of a thing for me. Don't. You just...don't.

Portable hotspot is the best thing ever, especially when my flight has been delayed and I'm stuck at the airport waiting for my aircraft to arrive.

Small-breasted women have also begun to express their anger on the Internet when they suspect one of their brethren has decided to artificially augment what nature has given her.

Brethren? Do they even know what that word means?

Brethren? Do they even know what that word means?

In Jamaica we'd say sistren, but I don't know how mainstream that term has gotten.

These days, schools are better at combating bullying, right?

The physical stuff, I think so. But the psychological stuff (name-calling, taunting, etc.) is still hard to deal with - harder now that the internet allows all sorts of nasty shit to said about people anonymously. Even if the victim avoids it, everybody else can read and share things that have been said/written.

Don't waste your breath getting outraged at a NYT trend piece, people! It's one outraged member of the IBTC!

Don't waste your breath getting outraged at a NYT trend piece, people!

I am outraged that flat chested women can ever be happy. Blasphemy. Don't even suggest it.

Don't waste your breath getting outraged at a NYT trend piece, people! It's one outraged member of the IBTC!

One outraged member with two friends!

Anyway, now I'm pissed off that Earl might ruin my CSA farm. I forgot about that part! My pickup tomorrow is already cancelled.