brenda, they should send you to New York, London, Paris and Munich. Just for the earworm.

Argh! I just talked to the IRS, and I shouldn't even think of looking for my Dad's return until October. I just want to get the estate finalized and go on with my life. This whole being fiscally responsible for things that affect other people in my family sucks.

Yes, even though she made it way more difficult than it had to be, I feel sorry for my sister having to be executrix for 10 years.

An article about the 7th annual World Testicle Cooking Championship

OZREM, Serbia — In a remote Serbian mountain village, they're cooking up delicacies to make your mouth water — or your stomach churn. At the seventh annual World Testicle Cooking Championship, visitors watch — and sometimes taste — as teams of chefs cook up bull, boar, camel, ostrich and even kangaroo testicles.

"This festival is all about fun, food and bravery," said Ljubomir Erovic, the Serbian chef and testicles gourmand specialist who organizes the bizarre cooking festival and has published a testicle cookery book.

The food — politely called "white kidneys" in Serbian — is believed to be rich in testosterone. In the Balkans, it is considered to help men's libido.

"The bulls' testicles are the best, goulash style," said last year's winner Zoltan Levai, stirring a metal pot heated by a wood fire and filled with vegetables and large testicles that he said were provided from a state-run slaughter house.

The festival — which includes dishes like testicle pizza and testicles in bechamel sauce flavored with a variety of herbs found in the region.

Yes, even though she made it way more difficult than it had to be, I feel sorry for my sister having to be executrix for 10 years.

At least she gets to be an ~ix.

Short of getting a whip and some boots that seems unlikely for me. It's the best suffix evah.

(OK, now I'm imagining the end of that word with a whip and some boots)

Thank Jesse. I was just enjoying blasting some Loretta. my poor cats have to listen to me singing full voice.

Boooo!!!

Very much this. Go SF, choose SF!

In other news? Apple Cider Vinegar, apparently, is the bomb! It will speed up digestion. I have learned that reflux is not from too much acid, usually, but from too little. So if you can speed up gastric emptying then you can avoid reflux. So, ACV it is!

I love ACV, it is all my mother used in vinaigrettes when I was growing up, so even now cucumber and tomato salads just don't seem right without it.

Today is on notice already. Woke up this morning to realize I have a broken tooth. Not in pain, thankfully, but it feel freaking weird. Dentist appt scheduled for 2:30. I'm already a bag of nerves.

16 Pictures of Mouth-Watering Food Porn

Fruits, vegetables, etc. that look like... other things. Possibly NSFW.

Very much this. Go SF, choose SF!

Or wave your magic wand and make both happen!!!

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Weird. Princess Diana Lingerie Ads In China Called 'Blatant Exploitation,' Cause Firestorm In England (PHOTOS, POLL)

Chinese lingerie company Jealousy International has come under fire for producing a line of Princess Diana underwear, complete with ads portraying the late royal, the Daily Mail reports. British journalist Sam Chambers came across the advertisements depicting a Princess Di lookalike wearing a bra and panties in Shenzhen airport in southern China and he was appalled. He told the Mail on Tuesday, "I was just going to collect my baggage from the carousel when I saw it flash up on a rolling advertising screen and couldn't quite believe what I was seeing." He added, "It's all the more striking because today [August 31st] is the anniversary of her death."

The ad reads: "Feel the Romance of British Royalty." Different versions are plastered throughout China.