Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Aug 30, 2010 12:00:55 pm PDT #21151 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Talk with the teacher, and ask him/her to go over it and sign it. Most teachers will not blink an eye. This is one of the skills that teachers need to be working on with kids, so it is not an unusual request.

Other than that, obviously, I don't know all about how Mac relates to issues, so I don't have great advice about incentives/consequences. It just rips my heart out, msbelle, that you just wanted to be a parent so bad, and even though having Mac in your life is fulfilling, it's so much damned harder and painful than was hoped for. OTOH, I am SO glad that Mac has you -- imagine how utterly awful his life would be if you were not in it.

You have my respect and my hopes for shit gettin' better.


Polter-Cow - Aug 30, 2010 12:04:56 pm PDT #21152 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

We have our first gum-in-hair emergency. Any tips aside from cutting?

Peanut butter! I, uh, learned that from Encyclopedia Brown. I don't know whether it actually works.


Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2010 12:06:55 pm PDT #21153 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Although, really, it should be "VULjazzling.

It simply should not be.

Perkins! Congratulations on your non-mutant status!

OK, in "my diamond shoes are too tight" news I have too many mangoes.

I've had an upset tum for the last few days (nerves I suspect) and the thought of anything uncooked is overwhelming. All that Greek salad chopped up in the fridge? All those carefully-purchased-in-degrees-of-hard mangoes on my counter? All in terrible danger of being pitched if my innards don't calm down soon.

Any suggestions on how to use or preserve a whole bunch of ripe mango? I generally have them for breakfast with cottage cheese and there are three big ones lying on my counter glaring at me as they get softer...


Dana - Aug 30, 2010 12:08:02 pm PDT #21154 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, my god, file, you can not be 80MB! Not allowed!

Mondays should never be busy. It's just not fair.


Polter-Cow - Aug 30, 2010 12:10:50 pm PDT #21155 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Any suggestions on how to use or preserve a whole bunch of ripe mango?

Peanut butter!


Dana - Aug 30, 2010 12:14:17 pm PDT #21156 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Buy coconut milk. Pour over mango. Eat.


Vortex - Aug 30, 2010 12:16:38 pm PDT #21157 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

We have our first gum-in-hair emergency. Any tips aside from cutting?

They did a show on this with Tom from Queer Eye. They tested peanut butter, olive oil, ice, and something else. I think that the olive oil won, but I can't swear to it. Clearly, this is not helpful, but it's all I've got.


beth b - Aug 30, 2010 12:16:51 pm PDT #21158 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Hey, guess who is cancer-causing-genetic-mutation free?

yay!

peanut butter , baby oil, canola oil will all help with gum

Cut up the mango and freeze if for smoothies


Cashmere - Aug 30, 2010 12:17:52 pm PDT #21159 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Woot, Perkins!

ita, do you like Starbuck's orange/mango Vivano smoothie? It's not sweet at all and very yummy. It also has banana, I think. And they toss in some whey protein.


sumi - Aug 30, 2010 12:20:09 pm PDT #21160 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

woo hoo, Perkins!