Who died and made you Elvis?

Cordelia ,'Storyteller'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Aug 30, 2010 11:20:53 am PDT #21119 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

msbelle, a LOT of kids lie about their homework, or forget it or what have you. I know that this is just the tip of the iceberg for you, but it's easier to get kids in the habit of doing things when they are younger, than to wrestle with it when they are in high school and the stakes are higher.

I used to make this arrangements with kids and parents: they would have a planner (for Mac, a printed out week sheet would do, or one of those cheap checkbook looking planners) and at the end of each day, I would look over what the kid had written down for homework, and would sign it. In cursive.

You don't have to present this as a trust issue thing; you can look upon it as a skill-building thing. Like how kids learn to swim -- they push off from the edge and swim a little father each time. Eventually, they make it across the pool.

You might get stickers, like stars and put it by each day he writes his homework down, or does it without complaining 8 times, or whatever. Kids like to see tangible evidence of their accomplishments, especially when they can't make that connect that doing homework is its own reward. After a month or two of doing this, you might see if he has gotten in the habit and see if you can make an arrangement with the teacher that he be responsible that week for his homework -- tell him this -- but that you'll email or call the teacher afternoons that week to check.

I know it sounds like work, but I know, as a teacher, if I saw a kid in trouble, and their parent was willing to make the effort to work with their kid, I would always bend over backwards to help out.


Calli - Aug 30, 2010 11:21:50 am PDT #21120 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Thanks, amyth. Actually, would you mind picking up a bottle of diet ginger ale, please? Canada Dry would be nice, if they have it. Or house-brand. Whatever's easiest to find. Thank you so much!


Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2010 11:22:04 am PDT #21121 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I guess it's the lack of attention to something which you choose to pay attention to from the outset that's driving me insane (for a short while.

Like my cousin's friend who claims to be in love with "Jon Steward." Which? Ok, fine. But, Jon Stewart is mine!


amyth - Aug 30, 2010 11:23:09 am PDT #21122 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Sure thing!


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2010 11:23:45 am PDT #21123 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

these [link] fruit crusher things from Peter Rabbit do not have enough mango to balance out the banana

I'd never heard of those, but if I'd seen them, I totally would have tried one. The idea looks nummy. Shame, and poor Noah.

In all the time I've lived outside of Jamaica, I've never bought a mango. Mango-flavoured stuff, mangoes in stuff. Never a fresh, whole mango. I'm always sure I'll be disappointed. If they're processed or frozen, then, eh. That's already mitigated.

Ugh, Calli. I hope it's transient.


Shir - Aug 30, 2010 11:24:51 am PDT #21124 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

If I don't get my ass into bed now, I'm gonna regret it tomorrow.

Night, all!


Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2010 11:27:15 am PDT #21125 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I bought a whole mango from a fruit market in Galveston this weekend. It was heavenly.


Kat - Aug 30, 2010 11:28:18 am PDT #21126 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Grace gets mangoes about once every two weeks. And while that doesn't sound like a lot, keep in mind, whenever she has a food in a blend, that's her food for 5 meals or so. Noah likes the mangoes too. I'm sure they aren't like Jamaican mangoes, like the pineapples here aren't like Maui Gold, but they are still pretty good.


Strix - Aug 30, 2010 11:29:35 am PDT #21127 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

OMG WORLD THE VULVA IS NOT THE VAGINA! NOT NOT NOT.

YOU CANNOT "GET YOUR VAGINA WAXED."


Calli - Aug 30, 2010 11:33:27 am PDT #21128 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

YOU CANNOT "GET YOUR VAGINA WAXED."

At least not for depilatory purposes. The odds of someone being into it for other reasons are >0.